[Verse 1: ANoyd]
My mama stomach so goddamn comfortable
My mama stomach so goddamn comfy
I can't wait to stay here monthly
Only been bout five weeks
And two days, a few days
I can see my future but I ain't grow a eye and two legs, it's something cold on my mom's belly
Rubbing up on me that's ultrasound jelly
Then I feel some type of device now they see me on screen, this my first baby picture so wait
Lemme say cheese, you see my smile mama?
It's a blessing me being your first child mama
I'm a bring you back pain but it's worthwhile mama
Everybody gon rub yo belly in joy
With happiness when they see that I'm a boy
You told Grandma yet?
I see my future got a couple million sold
This baby bump in yo stomach delete the bumps in the road out your life, I can't wait to see your face I bet I look just like you
But why I'm hearing that you suicidal, ma you hear me?
[Chorus: Corey Cooper]
Blueprints and diagrams
Crown on f*ck it tho it's on a slant
Nine months to complete the plan
But I'm gon change, I'm gon change the world
I wanna give you a helping hand
I wanna change the world but you don't understand
You want a boy or girl or you got other plans?
But I'm gon change, I'm gon change the world
[Verse 2: ANoyd]
Why you throw my ultrasound picture away in the garbage?
Thought you was gonna show me off or something I ain't understanding
I can feel yo handshaking as you ring the doorbell to yo moms house bouta tell her she a grandma and Grandma happy you having me mama
But why you ain't smiling?
We leave her house now who number you dialing?He started yelling when you told him that you was pregnant with me, I couldn't make out all the words you ain't have him on speaker
But I heard enough to know I ain't gon have a father figure I'm yo prince charming
I don't give a f*ck about that n*gga
And little does he know I'm a come out and be president, a little does he know I'm gon hate him forever when, you show me a picture of him
I'll take a scissor and cut it and
Ah ah ah ma, why you punching yo stomach?
I promise when I come out I'm gon make yo life so much peaceful and I may be fetal but I got yo back like paralegal, ma you hear me?
[Chorus: Corey Cooper]
Blueprints and diagrams
Crown on f*ck it tho it's on a slant
Nine months to complete the plan
But I'm gon change, I'm gon change the world
I wanna give you a helping hand
I wanna change the world but you don't understand
You want a boy or girl or you got other plans?
But I'm gon change, I'm gon change the world
[Verse 3: ANoyd]
I really wish you could hear everything that I say
I kinda knew that your heart was papier-mâché
I wanna be president, United States
I got so many ideas to make it a better place
But why we in a surgery room mama?
And why it sound like you turning on a vacuum mama?
Put me up for adoption, I would've still just loved you the same way , just visit me every day
Or call my phone every once in a burgundy moon or something sh*t, and really this my punishment?
Ouch mama, what's this sh*t pulling on my leg? the pains unbearable
And all the times you prayed for a change you killing yo miracle?
And all the times you prayed for a blessing one your stomach
And you got this man pulling my arm like some type of puppet it hurts
Your baby would've had your back like epidural
But I guess I'll never get to change the world, abort mission