Cuz I’m Drunk lyrics

[Verse 1: Chris Webby]
I get rowdy, rough, drunk, excited and amped
On the table all night, I'm the beer pong champ
Drink until my mothaf*ckin’ liver gets cramps
And I've lost everything within the pockets of my pants
Like, “sh*t where's my phone? Keys? sh*t, who has my wallet?”
“Dude, you probably lost it, you stupid alcoholic”
Ha, f*ck you b*tch, I weigh 160
So it only takes a few shots to get myself tipsy
A few more then I'm drunk, then I move on to wasted
Then black out, find me passed out on the pavement
Slurring every statement, vision getting blurry
Sippin’ 40's from four-forty to two-thirty
I'm dirty, plus I ball like Michael
Get wasted like plastic that isn't recycled
I'm too fly, rhymin’ it nice
So drunk I could get a DUI on a bike
Mix up the lime with a little coconut
Takin’ shots outta half-filled solo cups
Get smashed like dropped pottery
Probably couldn't walk a straight line If I had a f*ckin’ cop watchin’ me
Walkin’ into sh*t like I couldn't avoid it
Just lookin’ for a girl, tryna’ make some poor choices
But whether I get laid or end up in a brawl
I just blame it on the a-a-alcohol
[Chorus: Chris Webby]
'Cause I'm drunk
So do not play around with me 'cause I'm drunk
Somebody take away my keys 'cause I'm drunk
sh*t I can barely even see
I think it's time to make some bad decisions 'cause I’m drunk

[Verse 2: Mic Galper]
I come through already blunted like flip cup, who want it?
Twenty on the table son, I'm about to make a hundred
You can make it rain but I'm 'bout to make it sunny
That means I keep my money, buddy I'm not a dummy
“Day and Night” it's the kid, lookin’ for some Cudi
Got my homie Chris Webby to make sure she ain't chubby
Cause I drank a lot of bubbly, in the living room stumblin’
Everybody lookin' lovely but I came here for the pus*y
I love to start beef son I can't control it
Might wake up with missin’ teeth like The Hangover
I might wake up with a naked sl*t from Angola
I don't know bro, I'm just saying I ain't stayin’ sober
So move over 'fore this fat b*tch puts roofies in my cola
Cool that's what I wanted wrestling sumo with polar
Bear, beware when it's time to go upstairs
f*ck a Trojan, got socks make sure you wear a pair

[Chorus: Chris Webby]
'Cause I'm drunk
So do not play around with me 'cause I'm drunk
Somebody take away my keys 'cause I'm drunk
sh*t I can barely even see
I think it's time to make some bad decisions 'cause I’m drunk