Lockjaws’ Lament lyrics

[Verse 1]
We are the Lockjaws we are fifty
Mess with us and things won’t be pretty
Just try to stop us, you think that’s funny?
We’re not f*cking around
Our difficulty’s twenty
You wanna know what it’s like to lock jaws?
Well we’re gonna lock it down for ya
Cause we’re the ones who lock
[Verse 2]
And I’m the one who likes breakfast
I’m Lock Jr… but you can call me MC Jaw
My favorite meal is cheese with crackers

[Verse 3]
I’m Rickshaw Lockjaw I ride an auto rickshaw
I drive around fast and I’m gonna getcha

[Verse 4]
One Lockjaw two Lockjaw
Red lockjaw blue Lockjaw
Me Lockjaw you Lockjaw
Old Lockjaw new Lockjaw

[Verse 5]
I’m Shadow Tortured Lockjaw
Aughhh, I’m so shadowy and tortured
[Verse 6]
I’m tiny I’m small
I’m a plushie from the mall
If you squeeze me I’ll talk
Fifty phrases hear them all
One for every Lockjaw yes siree
Buy me now and get an extra one for free
Plushjaw
Now available in stores
If you don’t like this variant we have many more
There’s a tie dye plush and balloon one too
Buy me now
While I’m still brand new

[Verse 7]
My name’s Frankburt, I’m a male stripper
And well
I’m gonna strip your skin off of you
And then I’m gonna strip your clothes
And then we’re gonna have sex. (woooaaaaah)

[Verse 8]
My name’s Dankburt, top of Faze Clan!
I’ll noscope you listening to Derude Sand-
-Storm, now I am going to perform
On stage with Frankburt because I am also a male stripper
[Verse 9]
I’m Stankburt I haven’t showered all week
With this corpse stuffed inside me I
Absolutely r-
This verse f*cking sucks, can we bring in the next guy?

[Verse 10]
I’m Hybrid Lockjaw made in the machine
Im Nightmare Lockjaw and I’m really mean
I’m Adventure Lockjaw I’ll attack with DBz
Hey I’m Horror Lockjaw

[Verse 11]
I’m Lickjuice and I’m crazy
My name comes from a
Guy named Jay
Who once said in the comments of my
Gamejolt page
That Lickjuice’s jumpscare was scary

[Verse 12]
Uh oh
How unfortunate
Uh oh
How unfortunate
I’m gonna do a sneaky thing
And add a few Lockjaws who will sing
[Verse 13]
I’m Italian Lockjaw from Italy
At the pizzeria I cook-a the pie

[Verse 14]
I came first but I’m far from the worst!

[Verse 15]
I’m Lockjaw but with the gender reversed

[Verse 16]
I don’t know what I’ve been told
But one Lockjaw is made of gold
And now that you have heard us all
It’s time for the final verse of-
And now the Lockjaw you’ve all been waiting for
Get ready for Lockjaw 20-

[Verse 17]
I’m Slipjaw now it’s Saul over for you
You’ll wish you stayed playing FNAF 2
Think you can survive for five?
I doubt you’ll make it out alive
I’ll fight for you Albuquerque
And all the kids who died before me
Now let me take it down a notch
I’ll give you lockjaw
With my crotch