STFU lyrics

[Verse 1]
I had a pet lizard named George
He was cool but he made me really bored
So I gave him to my mom and she loves him very much
Because animals are better than people

[Pre-Chorus]
They try to cancel me, cancel me
Bother me, bother me
Stop bothering me
I don't even like my job

[Chorus]
Karens, shut the f*ck up
Vegans, shut the f*ck up
Babies, shut the f*ck up
Everyone needs to shut the f*ck up
Putin, shut the f*ck up
War, shut the f*ck up
Dinosaurs, shut the f*ck up
Everyone needs to shut the f*ck up
Traffic, shut the f*ck up
People, shut the f*ck up
Groceries, shut the f*ck up
Everyone needs to shut the f*ck up
[Verse 2]
My therapist says I need help
'Cause my best friend is an Elf on the Shelf
He's got dietary needs and he scares me when I sleep
That's why Amazon should be illegal

[Pre-Chorus]
They try to cancel me, cancel me
Bother me, bother me
Stop bothering me
I am working really hard

[Chorus]
DJs, shut the f*ck up
Paintings, shut the f*ck up
Taxes, shut the f*ck up
Everyone needs to shut the f*ck up
Email, shut the f*ck up
French people, shut ze f*ck up
New years, shut the f*ck up
Everyone needs to shut the f*ck up
Molecules, shut the f*ck up
Golf, shut the f*ck up
Bulldogs, just kidding, I love you
Everyone needs to shut the f*ck up
[Outro]
Okay, time for the PSA
Dogs are good, people are bad
Dogs good, people bad
I said dogs good, people bad
Shut your mouth, don't be mad
It's the truth