Erectile Dysfunction lyrics

[Verse]
My di*k don't stand like a fat kid in PE
The only time it's active's when I'm in the bathroom peeing
I'm like a Nazi with a broken arm (Why?)
I couldn't get it up even if my life depended on it
You can find me in the bathroom trying
Tugging on my balls in the stall, straight crying
I think I'm dying 'cause I'm limper than Bizkit
At Christmas, a large hard c*ck is on my wishlist (Ew!)
My di*k is so small, these haters on my balls
Couldn't elevate to the next level, so f*ck y'all
sh*t, I limp around like polio
Okey dokey, yo, my di*k ain't lying like Pinocchio
Sorry, Geppetto, how could anybody pull strings?
This puppet ain't even made of wood (ha-haaa)
Yeah, I guess I'm trying to say it like this
If you want respect, then hop off my di*k
Ironically, I go hard, though
Ha-ha-ha
That's f*cked up

[Hook]
If your di*k don't stand, put 'em up, put 'em up
If your di*k don't stand, put 'em up, put 'em up
Oh wait, you can't
Oh wait, you can't
We f*cked up
[Outro]
So hop off my di*k, son
You can't even get on it