[Intro: Dumb and Dumber]
His di*k Fell off!
His di*k Fell off?
Yeah it was pretty dumb
Oh, that's it!
I f*cked this dump!
We got a bunch of food
We got a bunch of jobs
And my di*k fell off!
[Bridge]
pus*y, pus*y, pus*y, can't you see
I dont want to f*cking do this sh*t
Im tired of doing this sh*t I wanna kill my self
I f*cked the people at State Farm
[Verse 1]
I shoved a Gillette Razor up my ass just about a week ago
Then I ate about a steak and it was f*cking as stupid as sh*t though
Because I f*cked Nintendo and everybody in it
Because they know I shoved a f*cking Ninendo Switch up my ass, a Hydro Gillette
f*cking Razor Gels f*cking sucks di*k
I've tried to shave my balls with it
And my balls fell off
f*cking dumb sh*t like that is what p*sses me off
Cause my f*cking fan doesnt turn on anymore
I... just want to f*cking die
f*cking kill me stupid b*tch
Logan is a f*cking pretty good movie
Its not his real name though
f*cking go kill yourself stupid sh*t
I really like the SquidBillies
Hell yeah
[Chorus]
Heyyy
I wanna f*cking die in a bunch of f*cking glass
I can't sound like Filthy Frank
Cause it sounds like he ate a bunch of ass
And then ate a bunch of glass
That f*ckin we're... Gay as sh*t
And these try hards are trying to
Suck his di*k
[Bridge]
pus*y, pus*y, pus*y, can't you read
You're a thirty year old n*gga eating dumb sh*t
You can't f*cking read for sh*t
You're just a f*cking slave
You dumb b*tch
What the f*ck is this
[Verse 2]
Go f*cking play the Wii
On f*cking Resident Evil
Stupid sh*t suck my di*k
What the f*ck
Stop posting messages
Because im not going to f*cking look at it
Holy sh*t, It's Zyon
Look at him go
(Ew!)
Holy f*ck
Every time I look at myself in the mirror I think
"Wow that's another black guy I guess i can kill"
Holy f*ck
Im trying to just f*cking kill myself
Where's my noose?
Where's m-y no-
Where's my f*cking noose?
Where's my f*cking noose?
Geico Lizard Insurance is trying to f*ck you in the ass
No Homo
Hell yeah
Hell Yeah
[Chorus]
I wanna die
f*cking kill me
Rick and Morty
Niglet
I f*cked an Xbox One
Shoved my di*k in it
Then I c*m on a PS4
Then I f*cking p*ssed in a PC
Cause I have a p*ss fetish
[Outro]
I want to f*cking die
Stupid n*gga