​ramen king lyrics

[Verse]
Yo, I still masturbate while eating Top Ramen at a faster rate
In the bigger quantities, it counts as rape
When I'm slurping at this unbelievable pace
I turn the temperature up all the way to sweat up on my face
If you give no effort, if you got no money
Then I got a cheap method, crack it open
Throw it in a pan and let it cook, b*tch
Now, that's a real education, f*ck books
If you want to make it in college
Acknowledge all the flavours that be dropping
Mad knowledge on these pus*y-ass canned goods
We got chicken and beef to boost the manhood
Anybody want a piece of me will have to get this ramen first
Start with the shrimp and then the fire
If you're fully blazed then this sh*t'll get you higher, ha
Thirty-five cents a pack, three for a dollar
Unbelievable pricing, that's the future of a blue collar worker
And I'm talking about ramen
This sh*t'll fill you up when you're feeling like an African
Come back when you're in the state that I'm in
And say "Hi" to my homeboy Top Ramen