Satisfaction lyrics
by Mick Jagger
[A deranged, absurdist 'cover version' of The Rolling Stones' '(I Can't Go No) Satisfaction' that should be not taken seriously whatsoever]
[Refrain]
I can't get no
I can't get no
Satisfaction
[Verse 1]
When I'm at the football game
And the j*rk falls down and fumbles
And they stomp his back
And they break his di*k
I just laugh and crack my knuckles!
[Refrain]
I can't get no
I can't get no
Satisfaction
Hey hey hey
Hey hey hey
That's what I say
[Verse 2]
When I'm at the picture show
And I can't get no popcorn
And I grab a knife
And I stab a tit
And I poot on Dinah Shore
Now you think I'm all messed up
But I think you're all messed up
And I grab a gun and I blow that gun
And I blow the whole world apart
(Screaming)
[Verse 3]
When I'm goin' to my job
And I'm crowded on the bus
And I grit my teeth
And I clench my fist
And I hate like p*ss on pus
[Outro]
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