Horse Rap lyrics

[Intro]
Aww, sh*t
You done put Dunkey in another rap video and another League of Legends video
Break out the motherf*ckin' toothpaste and pizza rolls
Have this one on me, player

[Verse 1]
Hecram's your man, I ain't trying to be mean
I got the passive off of Fizz, but now that I'm on the scene
That sh*t's for little kids, and his "Q" is a joke
That jump is f*cking gay, ride against me, ya smoked
Clearing wraiths like a felon, when I'm ganking, there's no tellin'
Your middle lane is yellin', too bad he didn't check his spelling
And your buffs are disappearing in a haste
I lay your champs to waste, isn't that always the case?
You guys remind me of Face off of Nick Jr
Where the f*ck is Blue?
I don't got no mana, what's a n*gga to do?
You better get another dog, I got away with it, too
Now saddle me up, let's ride into the sun
Platinum ELO, here I come
Carrying these 1300s, like I'm Dunn number one
I haven't had this much fun since I shot someone

[Verse 2]
I did ten years
I begged and I reasoned and I pleaded and I pout
Then out the f*cking blue, they went and let me out
But it's all right, y'all, 'cause I won't do it again
Did he ask me if I'm mad? I'm gonna do it again
Heckler is insane
Kills preordained
With a body count like this
I thought I was playing Max Payne
Now I'm up on a farm, no reason for alarm
Through the locks with charm
Waving to the chickens, "I won't do you no harm"
You see I'm here on a mission, Dunkstin's checking out
I'm running out of rhymes, that's what it's all about
Subtraction, addition, the gate rattles open
A stampede on all fours
The farmer lost his cattle, but the world is now yours
[Outro]
Be free, my n*ggas
(Assorted animal sounds with Dunkey mumbling in the background)