Curtains Up (Skit) (Slowed By IfItAin’tScrewedUpIDon’tWannaHearIt) lyrics
by Eminem
*Curtains open, followed by immediate applause of a crowd. Ominous piano music begins to play as curtains continue to roll back. Footsteps approach the mic, causing it to give off feedback. Eminem taps the mic, then clears his throat.*