DJ Fashion Freestyle lyrics

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Come here spittin' with non written, non-fiction
Rappers try to step to this with no prediction
It doesn't matter 'cause I'm smashin' and bashin' and crashin'
I hate rappers with a passion when I'm chilling with DJ Fashion
Yo, I need a frickin' Kleenex
Or I die like River Phoenix when I'm chilling with Phoenix
With two Coronas, I'm on the microphone
And I'ma own this, yo, and I'ma bone this in Arizona
Yo, rappers that ain't able
That can't stay stable, I'm on two turntables
With my man, but he doesn't matter 'cause he kicks lyrics galore
And he's only five foot four
Yo, check it out, I bust rhymes and get groovy
My man got carded at a rated R movie
But it really didn't matter, he wasn't insulted
He said "I'm 27 years old,o, I'm an adult kid."
But yo, still Slim Shady gets ill
With the skill and I'ma always build and kill
My baby's mama just to p*ss the world off
Just to p*ss the girl's off, yo, I hurl off
The top of the building, kill women and children
And then it hit me, suddenly my wrist tried to slit me
Couldn't believe it, yo, y'all couldn't conceive it
It's Slim Shady, I'll f*ck a girl in her cleavage
Bleep that out and you can keep it, just bleep it
Yo, y'all keep it a secret, I'm top secret
Like Pop Secret, rappers, they don't wanna see
Slim Shady, I'm from the motherf*ckin' D