Urf Rap lyrics

[Intro]
Hey, it's me, you f*cking horse
Hey, it's me, you f*cking hor—
Hey it's me, you f*cking (sh*t!)
Now, hey, it's me, you f*cking horse (Come on!)
Hey, it's me, you f*cking horse (Come on! Come on!)
Hey, it's me, you f*cking horse (Come on! Woo!)
Here I go again (Woo! Alright)
Here I am, f*cking guy (Alright, alright, here we go)
f*cking gay as f*cking hell (Here we go, now here we go)
Here I am, suck my di*k (Here we go, okay)
Here I go again for the, like, hundredth time (Yo)

[Verse 1]
Yo, I want a big horse, yo, I want a small horse
For police force, Paul Blart Mall Horse
Make an album with the one and only Tim McGraw horse
Sting you with a bee horse, saw you with a seahorse
Passed you on the race course, products I will endorse
My favourite film is G-Force (Ha-ha, G-Force...)

[Verse 2]
And all this time, I'm just suckin' di*k and doing dope
And if I ain't shooting up, then I'm in the back snorting coke
And yo, if I'm a plant, then I'm a bad seed
'Cause dawg, all I really do is smoke big weed (Smoke, smoke big weed)
[Verse 3: Kendrick Lamar]
Ay yo, it's me
Kendrick Lamar, I'm a big superstar
And abadabada whoever you are (Superstar)
And this is my greatest verse
And you worse than Fred Durst
And when I get fed, boy, man, I feel a thirst
Your goons are like tomatoes to me, too soft
Every time I see 'em, gotta pick 'em off

[Verse 4: Dr. Dre]
Eh-hey, it's Dr. Dre, and listen what I say
You think this sh*t is just a game, man, I don't play (Superstar)
I'ma hit you on the head with my Dre Beats
Then I'ma open up a restaurant, call it "Dre Eats"
It's really me

[Verse 5]
Meanwhile
I'm ganking, life-taking, spanking, tanking, and climbing rankings
My score composed by Hans Zimmer, 5000 gold I'm banking
And it's your man who did not ban Hecarim I am thanking
(Here I am, f*cking horse)
'Cause now he looks like Titanic's f*ckin' sinking
(Here I go, f*cking horse)
(Killing kids with no remorse)
('Cause it's me, f*cking horse)
[Verse 6]
And they recognize my name, Meatwadsprite
'Cause when I enter the lane, it goes black and white
And to the other Hecarim wondering why he lost
Instead of taking Teleport, shoulda took Exhaust (Uh oh)

[Verse 7]
What do horses eat? Hay
What are horses feet? Clay
Who made this f*ckin' beat? Dre
Is this song complete? Neigh (Get it?)

[Verse 8]
f*ck you, it's me, horse
Skip the bullsh*t, bring out the main course
I walk up in the restaurant, like a tour de force
Me and my wife are getting a divorce
She gets the house, I keep the Porsche
That way I can run over that goddamn whore