(Intro: Eminem)
NIGWARD, YOU’RE A f*ckIN’ BLACK b*tch
c*ck AINT REALLY FAT LIKE THAT f*ckER PATb*tch
YOU’RE TAKIN’ FAT sh*tS WITH YOUR f*ckIN’ sh*t RAP b*tch
AS THE FAT f*ck WOULD SAY YOU’RE A f*ckIN’ HACK b*tch
CALL ME THANOS IMMA f*ckIN’ SNAP b*tch
YOU’RE JUST A DYING FAD b*tch, ALL YOU SAY IS CRAP b*tch
OTHER EM ALREADY DID THIS? DON’T GIVE A SHAT, b*tch
YOU JUST SHAT ON YOUR TRACKS IMMA VERBAL STAB, b*tch
(Verse 1: Eminem)
RETRO, YOU SHOULD JUST STOP HIDING
NOW WE KNOW YOU’RE NIGWARD AND KNOW THAT WE’RE FINDIN’
YOU’RE JUST A pus*y, A b*tch, A DUMBASS RIGGER
A FAGGOT, HE’S CRACKIN, HE’S A DUMBASS n*ggER
I SEE YOU’RE STILL f*ckIN’ DRIPPIN’ YOU LIL b*tch
SMALL ASS BROWN di*k, FAGGOT ASS pus*y sh*t
CALL ME A FAGGOT? YOU MUST BE MISTAKEN
NOW LIKE YOUR PARENTS IM GONNA LEAVE YOU TAKEN
YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, b*tch, YOU’RE f*ckING ADOPTED
YOUR ROTTEN b*tch PARENTS PICKED YOU UP FROM ADOPTION
JUST TO f*ck YOU IN THE ASS CALL YOU PEWDIEPIE
HOW’S IT GOIN’ BROS YOU’RE GONNA f*ckIN’ DIE
REALLY THINK YOU’RE FUNNY CALLIN’ ME A CRACKER
YOUR b*tch, IMMA CRACK HER, HER TITS, IMMA SAG HER
NOW I SUGGEST THAT YOU QUIT ALL YOUR b*tchIN’
CONSIDERING YOU’RE A FAGGOT THAT PROBABLY EATS CHICKEN
FACIN’ EMINEM I KNEW YOU’D BE sh*tTIN’
GONNA THROW A FIT WHEN YOU SEE THAT YOU AINT WINNIN’
AGAINST THE RAP GOD IT REALLY WASN'T A CONTEST
THE REAL SLIM SHADY STANDS UP TO f*ck A BROWN POSSESSED
VERSION OF INBREDWARD, CALM DOWN, NIGWARD
LOOKIN’ SO BROWN YOU REMIND ME OF MY FAT TURD
SAYIN’ THAT I’M OLD AND I’M A CHICKEN EATER
b*tch, I CREATED YOU, I’M LIKE YOUR DAMN FEEDER
BUT I GUESS I f*ckED YOU UP CAUSE YOU’RE AWFUL AT SMACK
HOW COULD YOU DARE TO TRY AND GO AGAINST THE BOOM BAP?
YOU’RE TAKIN’ A CRAP, I BET YOU DON’T KNOW HOW TO FAP
CALL YOU KEEMSTAR, YOU’RE A RAT, AND PATb*tch IS FAT
(Verse 2: Eminem)
RETRO b*tch THINKS HE’S IN THE PAST, HE MUST BE RETRO
BRING HIM TO GODS PRESENT TO SHOW HIM HE SUCKS sh*t, THO
IT WAS INEVITABLE FOR ME TO MAKE A TRACK, HO
YOU ACT LIKE A CHILD, ROW ROW YOUR MOTHERf*ckING BOAT
MY NAME IS! THE f*ckIN BLACK KILLER, GET TO THE sh*tTER
AND CRY WHEN YOU REALIZE EM HAS BECAME YOUR KILLER
MAD CAUSE I MADE A DISS ON YOU, WHAT’LL NIGWARD DO
HAVE AN AUTISM ATTACK AND TAKE A VERY LARGE POO
YOU GET SCARED CAUSE YOUR IDENTITY IS FOUND OUT TOO?
YOU’RE A WEAK b*tch, IM STRONG LIKE BIRD sh*t ON BLACK SHOE
YOU’RE SO f*ckING DUMB I BET YOU WOULD PING TWITCH
YOU’RE A f*ckING PIECE OF sh*t, YOU HAVE SMALL ASS TITS
YOU DON’T HAVE ANY MIGHT. YOU CAN BARELY PUT UP A FIGHT
ORIGINALITY DIVING FASTER THAN LINKLIGHTS
COULDN’T MAKE A COMEBACK, NOT IN THE SLIGHTEST
CALL YOU HAIKE, TAKIN’ sh*tES, FINGER UP YOUR ASS, IT’S
f*ckIN’ GROSS, GET ALL THAT CHICKEN OUT OF YOUR MOUTH
DRINK SOME KOOLDAID, CHUG IT DOWN, WHAT YOU DO NOW
I THOUGHT KEVIN WAS BAD BUT NIGWARD IS WORSE
FATASS YOSHI, NOW HE’S A FATASS SMELLY TURD
SHAMROCK SHAKES 3 STILL ISN’T COMING OUT
YOU COULD TRY TO “SHAKE” THAT OFF, BUT I DO REALLY DOUBT
THAT YOU COULD DO THAT, CAUSE YOU- AFTER ALL YOU’RE A b*tch
SMELLIN’ LIKE MY sh*t, FLAT LIKE ANGIES f*ckIN’ TITS
GOT A BIG NOSE, BUT THAT’S SOMETHIN’ YOU KNOW
YOU’RE PROBABLY SO DUMB YOU’D EAT A CHICKEN BONE
I’M KNOWN TO DESTROY CLONES, DON’T ENTER MY ZONE
DUNNO WHAT I’VE BEEN THROUGH, LEAVE ME THE HELL ALONE
(Verse 3: Eminem)
YOU DON’T GOT A BRAIN AND YOU DON’T GOT A BUTT
IT SEEMS THAT YOU’RE STILL SUCKING ON DEEZ NUTS
LOOKIN’ KINDA YELLOW MAN, WHAT, NOW YOU p*ss YOUR PANTS?
I’M KIND OF SURPRISED THAT YOU HAVEN’T BEEN BANNED
YOU PING LUKE ONCE WITH CHICKEN GREASE ON YOUR HANDS?
I’LL LEAVE YOU AND YOUR DUMBASS CHICKEN CANNED
I’VE HAD TO GO THROUGH KELLY AND NOT TO MENTION KRIS
NOW I’LL GO THROUGH YOU, YOU LIL PUNK ASS b*tch
WANT ME TO EAT YOUR ASS? THAT’S KIND OF GAY
I’LL MAKE SURE TO HIT YOUR b*tch ASS WITH THE NAE NAE
I KNOW YOU WILL PEE AND IT’S VERY CLEAR TO SEE
YOU LOVE CHICKEN EVEN MORE THAN DRAGON BALL Z
I’M OWNING A RE-TIRED CO-OWNER, I GET A BONER
WHEN I DESTROY YOU LIL b*tchES, FOREVER BE A LONER
IF I’M ASIAN, AND ALEN IS A FAGGOT
WE’LL BOTH CRUSH YOU AND STOMP ON YOU LIKE A MAGGOT
YOU CAN’T SAY THE S-WORD WHEN GOKU IS AROUND
UNLIKE SMART YOU DON’T GET ME SEXUALLY AROUSED
THIS ISN’T YOUR LUCKY DAY, ARE YOU IN THE b*tch GANG?
I WOULDN’T BE SURPRISED IF YOU WANTED TO HANG
YOURSELF, BEND THE KNEE AND PUT YOU ON THE SHELF
CALL YOU PATb*tch CAUSE YOU PROBABLY EAT KELP
SAY I EAT sh*t BUT YOU’RE EATING IT FIRST
A RAP GOD DONT DIE ‘TIL A BLACK b*tch DIE FIRST
BLOW UP LIKE A MUTANT CREEPER, YOU STAND NO CHANCE
SUCH A b*tch ASS FAGGOT, CAN’T HANDLE A STABLE ROMANCE
YOU DON’T GOT GRACE AND YOU DON’T GOT CLASS
IF I GOTTA BE HONEST YOUR MOM HAS A HUGE ASS
AFTER THIS YOU’LL GO :BOOM:, ILL GIVE YOU A :PUNCH:
I BET YOU DRINK p*ss AND YOU DRINK f*ckIN’ FRUIT PUNCH
LEAVIN THE GROUP CAUSE I KNOW YOU’RE SCARED OF ME
SPILL THE f*ckING TEA, BUT YOU’RE BLIND, CANT SEE
YOU’LL BE IN A DECLINE WHEN I f*ck WITH YOUR MIND
YOU’RE MORE SCARED OF ME THEN YOU ARE OF HEROBRINE
UGLY ASS CRIME SHOES, MORE LIKE FAKE YEEZYS
RAPE YOUR di*k THEN I’LL TOUCH YOUR f*ckING FEETSIES
(Verse 4: Eminem)
SPEAKING OF UGLY, LOOK AT YOU, I’M JUST CRYIN’
ARE YOU FROM FAMILY GUY? I’LL CALL YOU BRIAN
WHERE IS YOUR HAIR? DO YOU HAVE LICE
I BET YOUR c*ck IS GOD DAMN UNCIRc*mSIZED
YOU GOT A n*ggY BRAIN AND SOME AWFUL n*ggY sh*tS
MORE UNFUNNY THAN YOUR NAMES OF YOUR PLAYLISTS
CHANGE YOUR ICON AND NAME EVERY f*ckING DAY
JUST SETTLE ON SOMETHING, ARE YOU OLD ALEN, YOU GAY?
I THOUGHT KURBS NIGWARD WAS BAD, BUT NOW WE GOT THIS
A THIRD f*ckING ONE WITH NO di*k AND NO TITS
I DON’T EVEN NEED A KILLSHOT TO TAKE THIS b*tch DOWN
BUST A FAT NUT AND THAT sh*t IS LOOKIN’ BROWN
OH WAIT, sh*t, THAT’S YOU! YOU’RE MY f*ckING c*mMIES!
YOU GOT THE MUNCHIES AND NOW YOU ACT LIKE A DUMMY
CAUSE YOU THINK YOU CAN DO WHATEVER THE f*ck YOU WANT
I GOTTA PUT AN END TO YOU WITH YOUR SMALL c*ck
YOU’RE NOT GETTING A GUN, NOR EVEN A SPRITE
YOU’RE NEVER GETTING CHICKEN, CAN’T PUT UP A FIGHT
YOU’RE A BIKINI BOTTOM b*tch, LET’S FACE THE FACTS
YOU’RE A SMELLY f*ckING c*nt THAT SMELLS LIKE SHAT
YOU CAN’T f*ckIN’ FAP WARD, LOOKIN’ LIKE JAP, WARD
PUT AN END TO THIS FAGGOT WITH A COUPLE WORDS
LEMME JUST GRAB MY DIAMOND SWORD AND-
WHAT THE f*ck ARE YOU b*tchES DOING
(Verse 5: Nigward)
Hey Nigward, you’re kind of looking like a chicken!
Two Nigwards? I’ll destroy both of you b*tches!
You look f*cking autistic and you’re probably gay
Oh.. wait.. sh*t.. we.. look exactly the same..
Let’s start off with Kurby’s Nigward first
My main rival and he’s the absolute worst!
The OG from the ERBOC, you got a small er-c*ck
I’m making stocks and I’m building lots of blocks!
I’m the failed experiment? I’M THE OG
And you’re a dumb n*gga! What’s there not to see
Are you taking sh*ts or shats? I’ll leave you dead!
You’ll be the one who will be bleeding out red!
You have sh*t bars, you can’t go very far
You ain’t unique, you’d make a disstrack on a car!
You think my di*k is microscopic? Nah, IT’S FAT
Speaking of fat, let’s talk about this b*tch that shats
Patb*tch, how could you betray me too?
A Pink sh*t b*tch, I’m gonna take a huge poo
On you, do you even use any condoms?
Making more and more sh*ts, you do got some Problems
Spongedi*k hit me on text, we had a nice call
Now you better bend down when I lick your black balls
Used to be my boy but now you’re just a b*tch!
Lay in my ditch and you’re eating lots of sh*t!
This is the chronicles on how I beat all of your asses
Even more of a fag then motherf*cking Faglen
And Nigward, you speak more gibberish than Foof Faff
You got a small ass and you smell like f*cking crap
You’re gonna be hitched you dumbass b*tch
Got a gummy clit cause I can barely see your di*k!
When I spit out this verse, you won’t be left alive
Crying in your room call it Nigwards Nuicide!