Brenda (Skit) [1998] lyrics

[Instrumental of "Just Don't Give A f*ck" briefly playing]

[Pre-Recorded Message]
**Dial tone**
Hi, baby, thanks for calling 9-7-0-sl*t
The hottest live one-on-one line in the city

[Dialogue: Eminem & Brenda]
Oh... Hello
Brenda
You'd like to speak to Brenda
Yeah, I need to speak to Brenda, like, immediately
*laughing* Hold on, ok? 'Aight
Yo, this b*tch is about to catch, b*tch about to catch it
f*ckin' sl*t
**Dial tone**
Yo
Brenda
Brenda's not here
Brenda's not there?
No
It sounds like you?
You know what? You didn't think I knew, did you?
I, you know- You told me you didn't do this sh*t
This Brenda, right? Don't play games with me, girl!
This Brenda, right? You said you didn't do it, b*tch!
Who are you, what you want?
What are you- I want Bren-
This ain't Brenda? No, motherf*cker, it ain't Brenda
Yo, don't-don't-don't call me a motherf*cker, b*tch
I swear to God, I come up there and pop all you f*ckin' sl*ts
I told you Brenda, don't be f*ckin' round on me
You f*ckin' b*tch! I told you!
"Aw, I don't do it, I don't do it!"
You motherf*ckin' sl*t, I'll kill you, b*tch!
I break your motherf*ckin' neck
You gettin' mad at me, I'm not Brenda
Yo, don't play games with me, girl!
Don't play ga- When you come home tonight
I swear to God, yo, all of your sh*t will be outside!
You hear me girl?! I ain't playin' with you no more!
I bought you everythi- "I saw yoooou, walking in the rain"
You know what I'm saying, girl?!
I don't play that sh*t! Crack kills, you know
I don't play that sh*t, crack?! Crack kills
I ain't in no crack, b*tch, this Slim motherf*ckin' Shady
You understand me? Slim *chka-chka* Hi, my name is!
b*tch, you don't play with me, when yo-
When you come home tonight, girl
Your sh*t is all out on the motherf*ckin' lawn
That's my word, is bond, yo!
You live in a-You live in a house?
You sound like you live in the projects
My word is bond, when you come home, girl
You last now, girl, you motherf*ckin' sl*t
I know you f*ckin' him, girl, I know you f*ckin' him
You know what I'm sayin'?
I know you f*ckin' him
I know you f*ckin' him
I know you-