Ken Kaniff (MMLP2) lyrics

[Skit: Eminem, Ken Kaniff]
Ohh, please be empty, please be empty, please be empty
Thank you, God
Oh
(sh*t...)
(The f*ck?)
*Ken Kaniff walks in, his high heels clacking against the floor. He turns on the tap and farts while washing his hands*
(The f*ck? Is that a girl? Eugh)
I'm gonna rock this blouse and put a c*ck in mouth
And get my balls blew out
And get gay into the A.M
And lay with eighteen guys naked
And let myself show, let myself show
(Why do I know that voice?)
Buttf*ck it, suck it, pull it, tug it
Life's too short to not stroke your bone
(Are you f*cking serious?)
So everybody, everybody, circle j*rk
Touch my body
*Eminеm runs out the public toilet screaming*
Hеy—
Who is that?
Where are you going?
Come back
Why does everyone always leave me?
Hello?
f*ck you then
*Ken rips another fart*
Blow it out your ass