DEY KNOW ASHER lyrics

[Intro]
Oh my god yeah, oh yeah, oh my god yeah
This is awesome, so awesome, Cannon

[Verse: Asher Roth]
They know me this, yo I spit like a little kid
Rap thinks I’m a dirty hippie, icky
Harry Potter, don’t you try nothing tricky
Muggles befuddled by my wizardry
Pancake misery of all any beat
I am instinctively syncing my energy with the high heavens
Secretly developing a brand new pedigree, specialty, a better me
I essentially must defeat what is left of me
The evil me, may you rest in pieces
Recently deceased, I believe that world peace is easily in reach
If religion is decreased, eh geez
I don’t believe in Jesus, does that mean that I am a demon?
Couldn’t God and Allah have the same meaning?
Giving someone something to believe in?
'Cause these days between the TV and what I read
I don’t foresee a brand new way of living in the US of A
Do us a favor, I think we need to smoke some weed (Cannon)
Yes, excuse me waiter, where are my capers?
For real, I don't wanna be a pain in the ass
But I wanted some capers on this salad, yeah boy
And we act like they know but it’s clear that they don’t
So we b*tch and we moan it won’t switch till we vote
And pick a new leader for the new year
Yes we can, did you hear? That’s the new cheer
2012, did you hear? That’s the new fear
So oh well, roll a blunt, get a new beer
Ash be the truth, sorry yo, I’m new here
Did not introduce me, I am so rude
Arrogant shoes, hell yeah, they be a new pair
You're pretty pail, hell oh well, tell me who cares
Who dares to play musical chairs with the fair-skinned Farrah Khan of hims?
I am sitting, sticking my one di*k in writtens
A Maryland terrapin, American lyricist with a pen
They call me a terrorist 'cause I can embarrass the top ten
I guess I am Clark Kent, Ash Roth uh, add me as a top friend