Telephone Dog lyrics

Hello?. . . Hello?. . . Hello?. .
Hello yes, this is Dog!
Hello is that the hospital?
Can you put me through to my Mother, she's ill-in. Aw yes she's ill-in
Hello yes, this is Dog
Get off the phone Dog!
Hello yes, I am Dog! I am on the phone!
Put the phone down!
I'm on the phone! I'm on the phone, Dog!
Noo put it down!
No Dog. Who is calling Dog, on the phone?
I'm not calling
Dog I'm calling for the hospital, I want to speak to my Mother!
No not the hospital it's Dog!
Aaah!
Police, can I help you?
I'm trying to call the hospital to speak to my Mum
Who is ill-in and sh*t but every time that I do
I get interupted by a Dog on the line
Who's called?
Ugh, it's you Dog isn't it?
Yes this is Dog. Hello?. .
Hello, yes I am Dog. I'm on the phone. I'm on the phone. Dog. Hello, Dog. Who is calling Dog on the phone? Hello yes, this is Dog!