[Verse 1]
It's my Birthday
And everyones talking bout my di*k
(He's got a big di*k, Got a big di*k
It's a big floppy di*k now)
Theres nothing wrong with it
It's just really f*cking big
(Seen his big di*k, Seen his big di*k
Seen his big di*k, In a public toilet now)
I got it out, And they stared at it
And they laughed
(Whats wrong with that man over theres' di*k?)
It's not that bad, But i feel pretty faint
When i get a erection, yeah
(Big- big di*k, big red di*k
Dog red di*k- di*k, red dog di*k)
[Interlude]
Music in the sky
(We'll keep rolling. We'll just cut these bits in, yeah)
Huge di*k right in my f*cking eye
(In his eye)
Oooh ooh
Oooghh that baby di*k
Eheegghh Trotts got a baby di*k
A f*ckin' baby di*k
Like a c*cktail sausage
Sticking from his trousers
Trying to find somewhere to go
Why’s my di*k look like a baby?
I really don’t know...
(A whole baby?)
(Like a whole baby?)
(That doesn’t sound right at all)
[Verse 2]
Ive got a big di*k
It's bigger than i ever wanted it to be
(So, so big
It's so goddamn big)
It hurts, ooh, at nighttime-
It's so f*cking big
(It's really big now)
[Hook]
He's got a big di*k (x8)
(very big, very, very big now) (x4)
[Bridge]
It's your birthday, just for you
Got a big floppy di*k, that hangs by your shoe
He's got two great big rocks
But they don't compare to his big hard c*ck
He'll flip-
[Guitar Solo]
[Outro]
Happy Birthday