Pleasure Elf lyrics

[Verse 1: Chris Trott & Ross Hornby]
I am walkin' down the street
Got a smile on my face and some sh*t in my teeth
Oh my God, look at that elf
He clearly doesn't care about his personal health
Hey! You twat, stop looking at me
I'll sh*t in your face and p*ss in your tea
Oh, oh mate, I don't mean it like that
Well shut the f*ck up
Get out of here you twat!

[Chorus: Alex Smith]
I don't need no girls
I don't need no boys
I'm a pleasure elf
I can just touch myself
Cause I don't need no girls
I don't need no boys
I'm a pleasure elf
I can just touch myself

[Bridge: Ross Horby & Chris Trott]
Pleasure Elf
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Pleasure Elf
Ple-Pleasure Elf
Pleasure Elf
Pleasure Elf
Ple-Pleasure Elf
[Chorus: Alex Smith]
I don't need no girls
I don't need no boys
I'm a pleasure elf
I can just touch myself
Cause I don't need no girls
I don't need no boys
I'm a pleasure elf
I can just touch myself
Cause I don't need no girls
I don't need no boys
I'm a pleasure elf
I can just touch myself