Miracle Gro lyrics

I used to be scared of the di*k
Now I just don't give a sh*t
Libido like magneto - off and on, weak then strong
di*k ain't long? it's wrong
Can't f*ck 'til dawn? yawn
Don't be mad that I f*cked your dad
But your junk is sad
You know you ain't bad, for serious
Don't be delirious
c*ck ain't right I'm not hearin it
Never f*ckin ever f*ckin nearin it
Cuz dudes ain't sh*t but balls and di*ks
Prove your self worth, make the pus*y hurt
Dirty
Get it strong and sturdy
I know you're pushing thirty, but if it ain't rock
Don't call this birdy

[Hook]
Your di*k need miracle gro, I'm a miracle ho
Your di*k need miracle gro, I'm a miracle ho
Your di*k need miracle gro, I'm a miracle ho
Your di*k need miracle gro
I am a miracle

Chicks want you to give em the spondolix for their wigs and ribbons
I'm not with 'em - my rhythm is too raw for these broads
At large and in charge, retarded artist
Go farther than fast cars, when I discharge I go the hardest like -
From green light to granite
From free flight to panic
Pay your duty to the booty, get snooty
Speak in tongues to the coochie
Make my face redder than rubies
He smoked a million doobies just to prove he got the bloodflow
I call him tonto
Floridian indian, rode him like a bronco yo
I'm getting lewd and sending nudes to your whole crew
"oh my god bethany look what I found on the internet, is this you?"
Yea it's true, I'm a sl*t, don't give a f*ck
Like rough stuff, like stuffed butts and handcuffs
So what, who are you to judge?
I got the "dude" attitude
You can call me a ho but I know that you just lame and rude
Stupid
[Hook]
Your di*k need miracle gro, I'm a miracle ho
Your di*k need miracle gro, I'm a miracle ho
Your di*k need miracle gro, I'm a miracle ho
Your di*k need miracle gro
I am a miracle