You Can’t Tell Me sh*t lyrics

[Intro]
I got a li'l something to say (actually)
To all you self-proclaimed geniuses out there
Who don't understand [?]

[Verse 1]
Receipts upon receipts upon receipts (you can't tell me sh*t)
Your girl's got a man bun, son (you can't tell me sh*t)
I got an NPR tote bag (you can't tell me sh*t)
Your Twitter avatar is an egg (you can't tell me sh*t)
I don't even own a television (you can't tell me sh*t)
I got a black belt in Pilates (you can't tell me sh*t)
My phone is on 2% battery (you can't tell me sh*t)
I'm not installing any more updates (you can't tell me sh*t)

I already read my horoscope today (you can't tell me sh*t)
I said it behind your back and to your face (you can't tell me sh*t)
I put my life savings in Bitcoin (you can't tell me sh*t)
Your lady thinks that I'm a funny guy (you can't tell me sh*t)
I don't even like the old Kanye (you can't tell me sh*t)
You deleted but I got the screenshots (you can't tell me sh*t)
All my tattoos are brand new (you can't tell me sh*t)
I see the timestamp on the photo (you can't tell me sh*t)

[Chorus]
Receipts upon receipts upon receipts is what I have
You give them to the tax man, he scribbles in his pad
Receipts upon receipts upon receipts upon receipts upon receipts Upon receipts upon receipts upon receipts

[Verse 2]
The earth is flat, prove me wrong (you can't tell me sh*t)
2012, Ron Paul (you can't tell me sh*t)
My step-dad's the Little League coach (you can't tell me sh*t)
I'm one sixteenth Cherokee, bro (you can't tell me sh*t)
I've looked it up on WebMD (you can't tell me sh*t)
Once the free trial is over (you can't tell me sh*t)
My doctor's surprised I'm still alive (you can't tell me sh*t)
Wake up, time to die

[Bridge]
You cannot tell me nothing at all
No type of sh*t can come from you
That makes sense to me

[Verse 3]
I have crippling depression sometimes (you can't tell me sh*t)
You should go outside and exercise (you can't tell me sh*t)
The seasons insists upon itself, thanks for the help
And reaching out but you got your foot in your mouth (and you can't tell me sh*t)
I show up first and I leave last (you can't tell me sh*t)
You pay to be our opening act (you can't tell me sh*t)
I know that cupping the mic causes feedback
But I'm an MC and this is how the f*ck we act (you can't tell me sh*t)
[Chorus]
Receipts upon receipts upon receipts upon receipts (you can't tell me sh*t) upon receipts upon receipts upon receipts upon receipts (you can't tell me sh*t) upon receipts upon receipts upon receipts upon receipts (you can't tell me sh*t) upon receipts upon receipts upon receipts upon receipts (you can't tell me sh*t)

[Verse 4]
The book isn't better than the movie (you can't tell me sh*t)
I'm a cis white male who checks himself (you can't tell me sh*t)
It's pronounced GIF, not GIF (you can't tell me sh*t)
My responses to everything is "yas queen" (you can't tell me sh*t)
EDM DJs are a scam (you can't tell me sh*t)
I already offered all my thoughts and prayers (you can't tell me sh*t)
What a time to be alive now (you can't tell me sh*t)
Threading is the autotune of eyebrows (you can't tell me sh*t)

[Outro]
No, no, no
No, no, you cannot tell me sh*t at all
(Receipts upon receipts upon receipts upon receipts) It's what I have
(Receipts upon receipts upon receipts upon receipts)
Give em to the taxman, scribble in his pad
Receipts upon receipts upon receipts