Lyrics by MC Lars
Music by Dicepticon, MC Lars, Joe Oliger and Jon Thatcher Longley
Better not be taking my Lucky Charms!
I’ve got an army of scary creatures
Stop taking yourself so seriously
We put weird effects on the voice, what?
Computer hip-hop
Yo, I’m more deadly than a venomous box jellyfish
My poetry is hella sick and relevant let’s celebrate
Forensic DNA in the way I murder tracks
I’m iller than a killer on death row so watch your back
Like Walt Whitman stacking stanzas damn it’s awesome when it flows
The hip-hop Henry Rollins starting mosh pits at my shows (born this way)
I’m a monster going Gaga do you want to take a ride?
The ghost of Byron talks to me and helps me write my rhymes like
“Dnuorgrednu dedaeh M’i, srewes eht ni gnidih M’i.”
Translation:
“I’m hiding in the sewers, I’m headed underground”
And I’m alive – so glad we both can share this moment
Lack of passion, don’t condone it, like Em said you’ve got to own it
I’m nice like Albert Einstein, a walking talking Stephen Hawking
Dark matter, spit it faster, got these kids at home all rocking
Horris Records – that’s the label – so respect the competition
Still swimmin’ at the Y because I’m frugal when I’m winnin’
[Chorus]
I’m a venomous box jellyfish!
Box jellyfish! Box jellyfish, I’m hella sick!
Venomous box jellyfish!
Box jellyfish! Box jellyfish, I’m hella sick!
Greenpoint, that’s where my girl and I both stay
Grill & Greens – copping lamb pitas like every single day (mmm!)
Peter Pan doughnuts, yo I go nuts for the coffee
Spill it on Moleskin journal – ’cause sometimes I’m kind of sloppy (whoops)
My homie Zak is working on his Phd (get it Zak!)
My homie Mike is working on his Phd (get it Mike!)
I got my masters in MC-ing on these stages
My generation is the greatest someone had to say it
On Monday… I’m writing rhymes
On Tuesday… I’m writing rhymes
On Tuesday… I’m writing rhymes
On Wednesday… I’m writing rhymes
On Thursday… I’m writing rhymes
On Friday… I’m writing rhymes
On Saturday… still writing rhymes
On Sunday… that’s the day I experiment with Logic presets
[REPEAT Chorus]
Up in the New York Public Library I was working on this song
An old man to my right was on YouTube watching music videos and singing along
Then this other guy got real mad and he yelled at the guy like “dude shut up”
They started to fight but a cop broke it up, I kept writing the whole thing was nuts!
On Sunday… I’m writing rhymes
On Monday… I’m writing rhymes
On Tuesday… I’m writing rhymes
On Wednesday… I’m writing rhymes
On Thursday… I’m watching fights!
On Friday… I’m writing rhymes
On Saturday… I’m writing rhymes
Hey guess what? Still writing rhymes!
Let the fish breathe on this one
(Jellyfish, jellyfish, jellyfish, jellyfish)
I’m a let the fish breathe on this one
(Jellyfish, jellyfish, jellyfish, jellyfish)