Introduction With Woman Speaking]
And now for America's Number One Show!
"The Hood Connection"
With your host Rob Ethan
[Rap Song]
Hood Connect – It's strictly about the sex
It's the Hood Connect – we take the b*tch and take her sex
Hood Connect – It's strictly about the sex
It's just the Hood Connect
Well Ta Ta Da Ra Ta Ta Ta
[Rob Ethan]
Well hello!
And welcome to the hood connection
Today's contestant is actually tore between 3 women
That's his wife, his b*tch and his girl!
[Audience - Claps]
Oh
[Rob Ethan]
I can't wait to see how this one pans out!
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[Rob Ethan]
And we are back on THE HOOD CONNECTION –
Where we left our contestant had a choice between his wife –
His b*tch – his girl – or you can take them all for the win –
With the spin of that wheel. What's it gonna be?
[Tech N9ne]
I think I'm gonna go for the spin Rob
I think I'm gonna go for the spin
[Rob Ethan]
He's gonna go for the spin!
[Tech N9ne]
Here, we go, I'm gonna spin this mutherf*cker!