Far From Home (Skit) lyrics

[Intro:]
(Phone ringing) You have one new voice message
[Speaker 1]: Dog, what’s up my n*gga? it's your n*gga Big Mike man, sh*t, you know sh*t. Where you at n*gga? We out of town n*gga tryna make it happen. What's your deal? sh*t holler at to your white boy, word

[Speaker 1] Bored, bored, boy
[Speaker 2] what's up?
[Speaker 1] looking bored my man
[Speaker 2] hum uh, what's up? Good right?
[Speaker 1] Yeah we good, you ain't dirty no? Ah, f*ck
[Speaker 2] Damn!
[Speaker 1] They flagging us down
[Speaker 2] f*ck!
[Speaker 1] We good, we good though
[Speaker 2] Damn! [?]
[Speaker 1] they’re pulling us over for?
[Speaker 2] f*ck, f*ck, you ain't got no warrants?
[Speaker 1] no no no no
[Speaker 2] [?]
[Speaker 1] [?]
[Police officer] license and registration?
[Speaker 1] how you doing officer? is there a problem?
[Police officer] don't make me repeat myself
[Speaker 1] here you go man
[Speaker 2] can I know why you pulled us over though?
[Police officer] hey, let me ask the questions here. is this your car and address, st. Louis? you all a lil far from home ain't you?
[Speaker 1] yes sir, we just passing through
[Police officer] where you boys coming from?
[Speaker 2] I know this motherf*cker just ain't called us boys
[Speaker 1] we just coming from downtown officer. we just passing through. we tryna make it home that's all
[Police officer] are you one of dem rap guys or something?
[Speaker 1] I do music
[Police officer] Well I pulled you over cause your car tint is too dark. you guys got anything in the car?
[Speaker 1] Naah, no officer, we don't have anything in the car
[Police officer] then I'm sure you don't mind if I search it?
[Speaker 2] hey man he's supposed to be writing us a ticket
[Speaker 1] search for what? I don't think there's no reason for searching, and I'm not giving you
Consent
[Police officer] you guys are hiding something? Hey! you keep your hands where I can see them
[Speaker 2] hey officer, I ain't Move. my hands are right here man
[Speaker 1] no there's nothing to hide and I don't think a search is really necessary
[Police officer] won't you go ahead and step out of the car for me?
[Speaker 1] step out of the car for what?
[Speaker 2] hell nah!
[Police officer] let me explain something to you mr. Williams. I don't have to have a f*cking reason to to have you step out of the car. You think I need a warrant? you clearly don't know your f*cking rights
[Speaker 2] Dog he's stalling for real bro, do not get out of the car
[Police officer] its 7:35, step it up. I got a verbal 29. I'm not asking you again
[Speaker 1] you trippin'
[Police officer] And you keep your f*cking hands on the dash
[Speaker 2] I, I haven't move them
[Speaker 1] is all that necessary officer?
[Police officer] (Cranks gun)
[Speakers 1 and 2] Whoa!
[Speaker 2] Whoa, whoa...whoa!
[Speaker 1] Whoa! What the f*ck you pulling guns on us for?
[Speaker 2] Whoa. What are you doing? Bro chill, hey, hey, hey!
[Police officer] Out of the car now?
[Speaker 1] okay okay okay I'm getting out of the car
[Speaker 2] God damn!
[Police officer] Hey! And you keep your hands on the dash
[Speaker 2] I ain't moving, them right here. Chill out
[Police officer] hands behind your back now!
[Speaker 1] okay okay
[Police officer] stop resisting
[Speaker 1] I'm not resisting
[Police officer] stop resisting
[Speaker 1] (Shouting) I'm not resisting