Real Sex lyrics

[Intro: Tech N9ne]
Hey! Step right up muthf*ckas
And get all the pus*y you want
This is the place where you can get all types of pus*y!
We got: black pus*y, white pus*y, Mexican pus*y, Chinese pus*y, expensive pus*y, cheap pus*y
If you can find pus*y cheaper than ours f*ck it!

[Verse 1: Kutt Calhoun]
Now take my b*tch
She won't complain about sh*t 'cause she's my ho
Kutt is known for tossin' the di*k
Cause when I'm f*ckin'
Ain't nothing more that I do best
Than beat it up, leavin' broads out of breath
I'm talkin' 'bout (real sex)
Something regarding the nookie
This act don't call for a rookie
You get this barred if you can't submit me or call for the pus*y
Your resume of the way you lay when you serenade
The 'Ianca secretions what I'm speakin' is how you demonstrate
Can't be no punk with it, thrust the c*ck back with the hump in it
Grab the b*tch by the hair, put your thumb in the booty hole
And tell the little heffa what you want with it
You gotta be down for the booty bang
Bottom line this all, 'cause the money mine
All the n*gga really want is the pooty tang
And I'ma sign your pity on the rent a kind (Yeah)
And there's a whole lot of sh*t to say
Yo b*tch love it when the di*k stay hard
Switchin' positions to find some missions, we'll pull her card
Which one's the victim (Ay!)
Lick some and get c*m sprayed
All over the chest, nothin' less
You get a double dose of di*k a day, hey!
[Chorus: Tech N9ne & Kutt Calhoun]
Real sex
Oooh la la la la
Give it to you from the back and the sack
No panties and no bra
Let me get it mama, hit the na na na
Real sex
And oooh, oooh, oooh, oooh, yeah!
I love it when you do me like this
Baby Bubba and I like it when you make it do that
Real sex
Oooh la la la la
Give it to you from the back and the sack
No panties and no bra
Let me get it mama, hit the na na na
Real sex
And oooh, oooh, oooh, oooh, yeah!
I love it when you do me like this
Baby Bubba and I like it when you make it do that
Real sex

[Verse 2: Tech N9ne]
At the hotel after the show, the sack 'n the flow
It never really matters, I'm attacking the ho
No mackin' her though, I'm really slow mo'
I'm never kickin the Willie Bobo like a pogo - stick
Got your wife screaming oh no - di*k!
In her face on the low oh - sh*t!
Got her thinkin' bout a choo-choo
Lovin' me give me moo shu, pus*y boo-koo
On the side of the bed, in the back of the couch
di*k slappin' the south
Tecca Nina is a lot to be bragging about
I be stabbing it out
69 and the sh*t be mine
Liking 'em young but not enough to get me time
I gets behind, it's a hot and di*kly time
I stick it in her and the b*tch be cryin'
You let sh*t declined, I like froggy style
Then I crawl right into that doggy style
I'm hella ready, I'ma' call ya Betty
And Betty when ya call me, call me Al 'cause it hurts
But ya can't take it home so ya get it in spurts
That's how evil lurks
Come off with that skirt, I make the twat twerk
'Cause I'm givin' you the works
I wanna a give it you, you wish a n*gga would do
What I do - so you wanna go this a-way?
I got ya pus*y to chew, I got ya nookie to do
f*ckin' the hoes got the n*ggas in disarray
Scorpy hoes represent and f*ck b*tches in a bigger way
And do every lil thing that a n*gga say, f*ckin' ya good
You get your double dose of di*k a day, hey
[Chorus: Tech N9ne & Kutt Calhoun]
Real sex
Oooh la la la la
Give it to you from the back and the sack
No panties and no bra
Let me get it mama, hit the na na na
Real sex
And oooh, oooh, oooh, oooh, yeah!
I love it when you do me like this
Baby Bubba and I like it when you make it do that
Real sex
Oooh la la la la
Give it to you from the back and the sack
No panties and no bra
Let me get it mama, hit the na na na
Real sex
And oooh, oooh, oooh, oooh, yeah!
I love it when you do me like this
Baby Bubba and I like it when you make it do that
Real sex

[Verse 3: Tech N9ne]
Sick in the beaver
Takin' it and keepin' it keeblur
Be the first and the last Mohican to please her
Got her in the bed freakin' the seizures
Send her home so he can recieve her, believe her
I take hand-me-downs
Top notch [?]
Tecca Nina don't be givin' a f*ck
I love nookie, b*tch I want your panties down
Do you know I stick it in your booty hole
You groupie ho, we can do this at the studio
I'ma tackle ya
On the bed I'm deadly, I'm [?]
Do anything but I won't eat it when you bleed 'cause b*tch I ain't Dracula
[Verse 4: Kutt Calhoun]
I got a need for a sexy ass
Chick in the [?] shirt with the nipples blastin'
Tight miniskirt that reveals the ass
And my di*k keep [?] when you walk on past
Never ask for a b*tch to stay, with me? Nay
Better yet I'ma infiltrate
[?] away from your [?] man
[?] with a freak today, give me ay
Unlimited hours hey and if you really the one that the cowards hate
I'ma get up in your kitty and devour straight
[?] small intestines and now they say
"[?] put it on ya
Magnum [?]"
We di*kin' a b*tch, I kill it softly
Kutt go stir like [?] coffee

[Chorus: Tech N9ne & Kutt Calhoun]
Real sex
Oooh la la la la
Give it to you from the back and the sack
No panties and no bra
Let me get it mama, hit the na na na
Real sex
And oooh, oooh, oooh, oooh, yeah!
I love it when you do me like this
Baby Bubba and I like it when you make it do that
Real sex
Oooh la la la la
Give it to you from the back and the sack
No panties and no bra
Let me get it mama, hit the na na na
Real sex
And oooh, oooh, oooh, oooh, yeah!
I love it when you do me like this
Baby Bubba and I like it when you make it do that
Real sex