Weed & Coffee lyrics

[ Intro ]
Yo, uh

[ Verse 1 ]
I don't drive a Bentley, or a Benz or a Beamer
I don't drive an Audi or a Lamborghini either
I don't push a range round town just to act paid
Only money that I got is change in my ashtray
I don't drive a Porsche, I don't drive a Rolls Royce
I don't drive Ferraris, I don't even drive a Volvo
Wanna get up in my car you have to squeeze
Because my motherf*cking car is Japanese
I drive a Honda
And no, sir I did not lease, I bought a goddamn Honda
I be getting Whole Foods b*tches
You be getting Olive Garden b*tches with the bronzer
I own a Honda
Spent the extra money on a vaporizer for my marijuana
Grip that steering wheel
Irish boy with a mean left hand looking like Conor
Uh!
Picture me rolling in a Toyota Corolla with 100,000 miles
I'm a veteran, nothin' to play with
This one for the Nissans and Kias
And Hyundais or Hun-dais or the however the f*ck you say it
Rappers always spendin' money on these pricey ass automobiles looking like idiots
I'm from the Midwest with enough bad weather to impress
I don't want a nice car
Not even a little bit
[Chorus]
All I really care about is cruising through the city
With my windows down so back the hell up off me
All I wanna do is wake up early in the morning
Smoke a little weed and drink some f*cking coffee
Yeah!

Verse 2
I don't ever do hard drugs just moderate drinking
Lately, I've been trying to be sober during the weekend
Exercising every single day for my good health
Lower the anxiety that I feel being my good self
I don't need sweets
I don't need fried food
Grass-fed butter in my coffee is a great brew
If one apple a day would keep the doctor away
Then imagine what would happen if you ate two

I used to feel the pressure
Till I learned a couple lessons
Livin' life and always stressin'
Had no answer to my question
Started thinking about the poison
I put up inside of my physical body
Came to the conclusion
Living healthy is a essence
Man, I gotta have the energy
To be a better father
Gotta focus
So I could put a couple dollars in a closed fist
Smoke a little marijuana
Never smoke cigs
And exercise so I don't grow tits
Lift weights
Compound movements
Leg day
Deep squats
Drop down, do it
Build your skills and find yourself a career
Can't be 35 still living at your mom's house, stupid!
I got friends that got habits that are so bad
I guarantee they're gonna die of a heart attack
You gotta make choices that positively benefit you
For f*ck's sake, how hard is that?
[Chorus]
All I really care about is cruising through the city
With my windows down so back the hell up off me
All I wanna do is wake up early in the morning
Smoke a little weed and drink some f*cking coffee
Yeah!

[ Verse 3 ]
For the first time in my life
I can see myself with my eyes closed
I can see the things that I hide from the world
I can see the things that only time shows
So what has time shown?
Time has shown that every single person that I have known
Is gonna suffer every day and gonna die alone

For the first time in my life
I can see myself with my eyes closed
I can see the things that I hide from the world
I can see the things that only time shows
So what has time shown?
Time has shown that every single person that I have known
Is gonna suffer every day and gonna die alone

For the first time in my life
I can see myself with my eyes closed
I can see the things that I hide from the world
I can see the things that only time shows
So what has time shown?
Well, time has shown
That every single person I have known
Is gonna suffer every day if they don't have weed and coffee
[Outro]
Uh...caffeine and weed are drugs too mac!
Shut the f*ck up!