Monster lyrics

[Intro: Tech N9ne]
Turn that sh*t up a little bit, Juan
For these motherf*ckers can feel what I'm sayin'
Yeah, like that, yo!
(Monster!)
(Monster!)
(Monster!)
(Monster!)

[Verse 1: Tech N9ne]
When I was 5 years old I realized there was a road
At the end I would win lots of pots of gold
Kindergarten teacher knew I was impossible
Gots to grow di*k quick to c*ck the ho
Evil breed, we smoke weed without seeds
T do dirty deeds, feed foul fiends what they need
Walk around with a switchblade in 6th grade
You'll get blade if you display b*tch or Mitch Bade
Have you ever sold a preacher
Crack on Sunday, f*cked your teacher?
7th grader under bleachers
Losing data, smokin' reefer
Hasta el amigo, hasta luego
Hasta le fake hoes, after I pop, I stop when I stay low
Damn clown from Kan Town, many men found
There's a monster breed here, n*gga, stand down!
[Chorus: Tech N9ne]
(Monster!) If you wanna act like me
(Monster!) You gotta pop a gat like me
(Monster!) Makin' n*ggas skat like me
(Monster!) Dumpin' hella crack like me
(Monster!) You can always act like me
(Monster!) Ain't gotta be black like me
(Monster!) Keep buckle all your brat tightly
(Monster!) He just might be (Monster!)

[Verse 2: Tech N9ne & Don Juan]
It's just me in my blood, it must be in my soul
I'm musty in the mud, I'm dusty in my clothes
Don't trust me, I'm a scrub, don't f*ck with me, I'm cold
I'm quick to hold a grudge, don't touch, I might explode
I'm made for wrong, spent too many days alone
Blaze the bong, had too many Cerveza's holmes
And it gets sh*ttier, hit me ya
b*tch of Bolivia, accidentally passing chlamydia
What kind of n*gga take X
And never heard of safe sex?
What kind of n*gga never think of learnin'?
Make his partner suck his di*k while it's burnin'
Who that n*gga chuggin' liquor with Slim Shady bumpin'?
Who shot them n*ggas down in that landed at 80 somethin'? (Tech N9ne!)
Who hit dealers, who think they know where evil lurks now?
Who that committing sexual acts on church ground?
[Chorus: Tech N9ne]
(Monster!) If you wanna act like me
(Monster!) You gotta pop a gat like me
(Monster!) Makin' n*ggas skat like me
(Monster!) Dumpin' hella crack like me
(Monster!) You can always act like me
(Monster!) Ain't gotta be black like me
(Monster!) Keep buckle all your brat tightly
(Monster!) He just might be (Monster!)

[Verse 3: Tech N9ne]
Mama never knew wassup
She never knew I would turn beast when I grow up
She never thought that I'd know clutch
I hung with n*ggas in the hood who never gave a f*ck
I'm a creature from a black platoon
Pass the shrooms, last for doom with half a moon
Still howling, Lord knows I been a very
Bad boy f*cking little Lory in Forest Hill cemetery
The definition of a bad boy
Use to hit n*ggas for repping this and never had joy
And I never ever really had toys
So I started playing with .38s making mad noise
Who killed fetuses, who needed this GHB to get heated
Immediate we get weeded, be on some conceited sh*t
Many more coming because, because, because
It's dark up off in Kansas City, n*gga, Land of Oz
[Chorus: Tech N9ne]
(Monster!) If you wanna act like me
(Monster!) You gotta pop a gat like me
(Monster!) Makin' n*ggas skat like me
(Monster!) Dumpin' hella crack like me
(Monster!) You can always act like me
(Monster!) Ain't gotta be black like me
(Monster!) Keep buckle all your brat tightly
(Monster!) He just might be (Monster!)

[Outro: Tech N9ne]
That's real, that's just a piece, baby
That's just a little piece of the story
Got much-much more to tell y'all

[Chorus: Tech N9ne]
(Monster!) If you wanna act like me
(Monster!) You gotta pop a gat like me
(Monster!) Makin' n*ggas skat like me
(Monster!) Dumpin' hella crack like me
(Monster!)
(Monster!)
(Monster!)
(Monster!)
(Monster!)

[Interlude: Tech N9ne]
And told you a lot since then, I have, man
This next one was never supposed to surface out of respect for my spouse, but---
Since I lost everybody that I love to this music
I guess it really doesn't f*cking matter anymore, does it?
This is "S.H.E."
It stands for "Seductive Human Erotica"
S.H.E. produced by Rob Rebeck
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