VERS 1: OOK
Ook and gluk
Kung fu cavemen from the future
Ill pull up on your block
And ill get f*cking nutered
Some call me ook And im chillin with gluk
U say that im lame but i dont give a f*ck
All of these haters they give me good luck
Cus im packing lip when i whip in the truck
I look like colleen im blond w bangs
These mechasours out here with sharp ass fangs
b*tch named lily i f*ck her poo tang
Give her all of my f*cking wang
These b*tches dont know me
I ball like ginobly
Its bedie bye time
And im kissin my homies
Yes im hella lonely
Im just like the lodge
Coach flemming hates me
Cus i can't split dodge
I learned kung fu
I took a doo doo
Shout out to gluk
Hes a jew
This sh*t isnt new
Im here with the crew
And shout out to drew
He sells juuls to you
Lil juice box
Kind of a silly name
But some stupid ass lyrics
Are the whole claim to fame
So dont be surprised
If i drop a f*cking name
Im not constipated
I sh*t on the rap game
Ook and gluk vrotherhood nah we can't be topped
New sketchers just dropped? Imma have to copp
We out here in the future with robots and sh*t
f*ck around with me imma suck ur b*tches tit
All my songs are lit
b*tch u thought like sh*t
Pull up on a john wick
On my face he takes a sh*t
Me no good at fortnite
But mes girl pus*y tight
But she let me suck her toes
Until the end of the night
VURS 2: No U
Slurp her toes like it’s lemonade
Business is boomin I’m getting paid
pus*y or v bucks I’m hittin the game
Draganov with that upgrade
Uh
I got a homie his name is ook
Stealin yo girl just like I’m boonk
My brother here his name is gluk
Rammin your mother just like a truck
Forget the hoes I got zero mind
Crash In her house cuz I’m herobrine
Stick it in her bum and it makes her cry
Leave her pus*y frozen like its at a stop sign
Ay ay dab dab dab
Dabbin on ur Daddy it gives him terror
The dab button is broken it’s going error
f*ckin on ur b*tch making her so damn sloppy
Lemme suck ur toes or call me papi
I’m so fly b*tch call me delta
Neck so icy call me Elsa
Showed me her bosoms ya I felt her
Keep it one zero zero like omega
VIRSE 3: Gluk (NOT GLOOK)
Ook and gluk just stepped in this b*tch
Remix bouta hit like you swished a few nips
Your b*tch I’m boutta hit like a sh*t hits at Taco Bell
I’m rollin with the sh*ts and switched my order on the taco shell
Just nuttapped ur b*tch and I’m comin for ur dog
Free all of the listeners trapped behind my bars
Live mas so ima go f*ck on some fungi
But I ain’t with the homo sh*t so I don’t like fun guys
Switch my whip like f*ckin Nintendo
Pull up on her block and suck on all ten toes
Cut the lights flip the switch f*ck a clap on
You pus*ys think u f*ckin the industry need a strap on
I come equip with a strap on me
A 9 or a 45 on the lap on me
The 9 for us the 45 do magic
I progress the process but I’m a higher draft pick
They’re Ewing and awing the other 13 teams you can’t have it
I’m a parasite? A parasite that’s f*ckin on ur mom
So if I’m truly just a parasite just brush me if ur arm
Think you’re the sh*t well no u aren’t
Me and all my homies smoking has like a fart
Do u even know who tf I am
Yes ur Maddie and my name is Sam
Nice to meet ya greet ya
But I would never be ya
We swimming in the money like an ocean me Aliyah
VURCE 4: A$AP Lanky
b*tch, come through, you, and you
I'ma get the money, D-D-Drizzy get the loot
Ima get money panhandle for a buck
I usually don’t feature but for ook and gluk
Asap needs to rap for a little bit of cash
I’m the only good rap member from tash
Except for metro squidgy
He’ll slap yo mamas titties
Got diamonds on my neck and got gold on my wrist
My f*ckin boy drake drizzy be rollin in the 6
Got cash in my hands and got cash in my bag
Yo mama at my house and she ate my c*m rag
Mr Lank on the mic and I’m here to tell you this
I will f*cking jump you if you try to call me Chris
I grabbed on yo bish and she sat on my dong
Grabbed her tit benter and played slap pong
She spit on my di*k and grabbed on my nut
She tried to run away when I nutted in her butt
God gave us someone special called dav pilkey
It wasn’t me that did it cause I plead not guilty
I promise me that I am cool and sometimes I juul in school
But it’s okay cause it’s good for me
I pray for thy and do good deeds
I hit that whip and hit a nae nae
My nickname at school is cray cray
First name asap last name lanky
Yo ooks pus*y is hella stanky
I bang Richie faster than light
I’m gonna go take a huge sh*te
VERSE 5: Ja-Mal
U mess with gluk n*gga i call up ook
My sh*t the bomb like Kim Jong with a nuke
Im like the king n*gga call me the duke
You know When this sh*t drops they gon play it on loops
You know that my n*gga ook get the guap
And your mom gave me top
And she surely won't stop
Man She suckin so hard clean it up with a mop
You can call me A.Cal red dop make your head drop
Ook and Gluk the original gang
I bounce right back just like a boomerang
The remix will drop and it comes with a bang
We gon slide in your mom all up in that puntang
n*ggas all talk but they don’t want no beef
You know that gobbernopper is the chief
Steal your virginity call me a thief
Life is like minecraft and I like to grief
Jizz on her tiddies man i like to bust
Put my di*k in her and thats when I thrust
Playin some fortnite you know thats a must
You know that in gobbernopper we trust
f*ckin for fame then that n*gga be lame
She said harder you n*gga and thats when i came
Jamal is the name man pus*y my game
This ook and gluk remix will put you to shame
Winnins my aim
Man who could blame
Spittin the fire you burn in the flame
Dissin for clout
Thats what im about
She said holy sh*t when i pulled my di*k out
b*tch im the man
f*ck lil xan
I might get killed by the ku klux klan
You mess with ook
I call up gluk
Then go ahead ask me who gives a f*ck
b*tch we a team
This ain't no dream
I needa p*ss and issa steady stream
Free tay k
That n*gga gay
I feel like quavo i got the ice tray
I want some racks
Ion play lax
But b*tch im a god and you know that be fax
This verse I won
It was really fun
But now the songs over so i guess im done