Y-O-D-A lyrics

[Intro]
And now, with your permission, ladies and gentlemen and whatever genders are represented here tonight, let's pay musical tribute to the Jedist Jedi of them all

[Verse 1]
I met him in a swamp down in Dagobah
Where it bubbles all the time
Like a giant, carbonated soda
S-O-D-A, soda

I saw the little runt sitting there on a log
I asked him his name, and in a raspy voice he said
"Yoda"
Y-O-D-A Yoda
Yo-yo-yo-yo-Yoda
Do Bobby!
Yeah!

[Chorus]
Well I've been around but I ain't never seen
A guy who looks like a Muppet but he's wrinkled and green
Oh my Yoda, yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda

[Outro]
Isn't that marvelous? That is a wonderful standard written by Jedi Master "Weird Al" Yankovic, and I have a surprise for you, he is sitting right over there!

Hey, Al! Is that... are you sitting with Captain Phasma? Wow, she's so shiny! Al, I hope you have plenty of Turtle Wax chrome polish back in the hotel, thank you
Okay, who brought the wampa?