Player Two: A HALO Rap lyrics

[JJ712 - Master Chief]
I'm Master Chief
My presence in the game is not brief
I really wanna swim in Cortana's reef
That is, if you know what I mean
She's blue and hot and I am green
I'm more stoned than Charlie Sheen
And got more guns than Mr. Clean
Oh crap my brother got in the room
He has started now as player two

[Dragon Blood - Player 2]
Cortana sit the f*ck down and spread your legs
You'll feel good after I bust some alien heads
Step the f*ck back you so called "Master" Chief
You motherf*cker who is the color of a motherf*cking leaf
Your aiming is off, and you look like a fag
You wish you had Cortana you motherf*cking jag
You're full of sh*t, you're not the main guy
So shut your f*cking mouth before I shoot you to the sky!

[JJ712 - Master Cheif]
Wait, bro... What do you think you're doing?
The aliens are the ones that I think you should be booing
How 'bout some Grifball?
Or a deathmatch in a long hall?
But Cortana's mine
Because you really suck balls