BOne(r) lyrics

[Intro: Jeff Steitzer, Fred, ??? & James Hetfield]
Slayer
(My leg!)
(Lead acapella)
Yeah-yeah!
I can't remem—

[Verse 1: James Hetfield]
I can't remember f*ckin' sh*t!
Can't tell if this is true or meme
Deep down inside I feel the meme
This terrible silence stops ME
WoN taht eht raw si hguorht htiw em
I'm waking up I cannot sees
That there's not much left of me
Nothing is real but p*nis

[Chorus: James Hetfield]
Hold my breath as I wish for di*k
Oh ₚₗₑₐₛₑ Gᴏᴅ ʷᵃᵏᵉ meeEEeeEEeeEEeeEEeeEEee

[Post-Chorus: James Hetfield]
YEA-YEAH!

[Verse 2: James Hetfield, Serj Tankian, Penn Jillette]
Back in the womb it's much too real
In pumps life that Moses must feef
But can't look forward to reveal
Look to the tAH when AAAAAAA liiiiive
...di*ks
Just like a wartime nov nov novnov
Tied to machines that make me f*ck
Cut this di*k off from me
[Chorus: James Hetfield]
Hold my di*k as I wish for death
Oh please God wake mE̗̦̯̫E̞E͕͚͔̠̙̞EE̝͉̘̲͍̤̤͡E͏͖͙̘̜̱̞Ḙ̮̪̣̜͚̹E̗̯̻͔Ḛ̘͍̲̳͚̟Ḛ̛͉̬̖̝̩́E̬̪̝͇͚̘̼̫͢͟E̛̘̼͈̙͖͓͠͡E̛̜̫͢E̠̤̞͖͓͉̗͝͡Ę̵̰̳̟̞͖̭E̢͚É̼̣̤͚͙͇̪̦E̵̠̭̼̕E҉̶̡̮͍̼͚̼͉͇͎̣̬̠̪͖̀È̷͖̦͙̠̬̪͈̦͢͜͜E͟҉̕͏͍̤̗͖̣ͅȨ̱̖͓̤͟E̶̷͏̻͕̠̪͉͍͔̣̻͙E̶͖͎̥͟͟͡͞È̶̜̥̬͉̝̞̬̣̻̱͇͈͎̻͙͇͇͉͘͞͡E͘҉͖̜̣̙̻̹̖͓̼̲̖̺͇͙̪Ę̹̣̥̭̱̭̦͍̳̳̠͉̦̬͎͓͟ͅͅ

[Solo 1]

[Chorus: Stefán Karl Stefánsson, James Hetfield & Serj Tankian, (Angel's Erotic Solutions), JonTron]
We are number one
Oh god, spank me
Hold my p*nis
(*grapefruit technique*) STOP!
Oh please daddy take me

[Post-Chorus: James Hetfield]
YEA-YEAH!

[Solo 2: Steve Harwell]
Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me
I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed

[Instrumental]

[Post-Solo: McCully Quinn]
It was at this moment that Jason knew, he f*cked up

[Instrumental]
[Bridge: James Hetfield]
DARKNESS
Imprisoning me
All that I meme
Absolute whore
I cannot live
I cannot die
Trapped in myself
Body my holding cellell

Landmine
Has taken my siis
Taken my p*nis
Taken my hearing
Taken my arms
Taken my legs
Taken my sus
Left me with life in SUUUUUUUUUUUSSSSSSSSSSSS

[Instrumental]

[Interlude: Lars Umlaut]
I don't think we have a song called di*k
You're a di*k
You're a di*k
My di*k
Get ready, guys
[Guitar Solo 3 from Through the Fire and Flames transitioning to One]

[Solo 4: Van Halen solo from Eruption/You Really Got Me before transitioning to Steve Ouimette's cover of The Devil Went Down to Georgia]

[Verse 3: Chris Powers]
The devil bowed his head because he knew that he'd been beat
He laid that golden p*nis on the ground at Johnny's feet
Johnny said "Devil, just come on back if you ever want to try again
I told you once, you son of a b*tch, I'm the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best—"

[Explosion, then laughter]

[Outro]
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