Merry Clitmas lyrics

[Elf]
- Santa's coming to town--
- SANTA!

[Freestyle Verse]
Call me Santa, all I want is your cookie
Double dip it in milk, give me some Yuletide nookie
Check your list, b*tch, we all know I'm not nice
I'm slick, b*tch, I sip pus*y, pumpkin spice
Jiggle, jiggle dem balls, make 'em dance in light
Double deckin' the halls, it's Clitmas tonight
I say, "Merry Clitmas," I blow my load
f*ck a kiss, eat my pus*y under the mistletoe
f*ck the patriarchy, baby, I'm a ho-ho-ho
I got the Clitmas spirit, baby, let me blow

Hahaha, sorry