[Intro: Kane & Mr. Scratch]
Ah f*ck, where am I?
(Sounds of flames)
What the f*ck is this place? It looks like hell! Knowing my luck I’m most likely here
Hmph? Who goes there?
Kane: Kane….that’s all you need to know. You know you don’t look like a devil. Where’s the horns?
I decided to wear something different today. What the f*ck do you want?
Listen, how much do you want, I need to get back up there
A mortal tries to bribe me? Ha!! I’ve seen that a million times. If you want to go back to Earth then your going to have to convince me
(Unfurls dusty scroll, smokes a pipe, prepares to talk)
Wait!! I'll do anything to get back up!! Please...let me go back.. I want a second chance..
Fine, I'll let you go up. In exchange for your soul, I'll let you go back up once last time to enjoy your time, don't f*ck it up
Thank you!!
Yeah, yeah, yeah