Debo & Dice lyrics

[Intro: Jay-Z]
Yes sir! Just the sound of his voice is a hit, heh heh
Y'all n*ggas got me really confused out there
I make "Big Pimpin'" or "Give it to Me" one of those
Y'all hail me as the greatest writer of the 21st century
I make some thought provokin sh*t y'all question whether he fallin off
I'mma really confuse y'all on this one... follow!

[Jay-Z]
When them tops come down, chicks' tops come down
When them shots come out, make cops come around
When them blocks come out I can wake up a small town
Finish off the block then I make my mall rounds
Stares get exchanged then the fifth come out
The tough guy disappear, then the b*tch come out
"That's him!" I'm usually what they whisper 'bout
Either what chick he with, or his chip amount
Cause I been doin' this since CHiPS was out
Watchin Erik Estrada, baggin up at the Ramada
Table full of powder, A.C. broke
'Bout to take another shower on my twenty-fifth hour
Spike Lees everywhere, game or the fight
You might see me anywhere, day in the life
Only thing changed the tail number on the flight
I can touch down and take off the same night
[Hook: Jay-Z]
I'm so bossy, b*tch get off me
Trick get off me, you can't get sh*t off me
I'm so flossy, no 6's on Sprees
Laid back, Maybachs, don't even talk to me
This is that ignorant sh*t you like
n*gga f*ck sh*t ass b*tch trick plus ice", c'mon
I got that ignorant sh*t you love
n*gga f*ck sh*t maricon puta and drugs, c'mon
I got that ignorant sh*t you need
n*gga f*ck sh*t ass b*tch trick plus weed, c'mon
I'm only tryin to give you what you want
n*gga f*ck sh*t ass b*tch you like it don't front!

[Jay-Z]
They're all actors
Lookin at themselves in the mirror backwards
Can't even face themselves, don't fear no rappers
They're all weirdos, DeNiros in practice
So don't believe everything your earlobe captures;
It's mostly backwards
Unless it happens to be as accurate as me
And everything said in song you happen to see
Then, actually, believe half of what you see
None of what you hear, even if it's spat by me
And with that said, I will kill n*ggas dead
Cut n*ggas short, give you wheels for legs
I'm a K-I-double-L-E-R
See y'all in Hell, shoot n*ggas straight through the E.R
Whoa! This ain't B.R., no
This S.C. CEO, the next Lyor, no
The next leader of the whole free world
And the first thing I'mma do is free Sigel, go
[Beanie Sigel]
Take off the cuffs, unlock the gate
It's that ignorant n*gga that you love to hate
The oh-seven Ice Cube, B. Sieg' so rude
Tell a trick get these nuts, eat di*k like food
Now see if I care if this verse get aired
Even if you mute it, the curse is there, yeah
I'm so raunchy, b*tch get off me
Keep my flea collar on, you lil' ticks get off me

[Jay-Z]
I missed the part when it stopped bein 'bout Imus
What do my lyrics got to do with this sh*t!
"Scarface" the movie did more than Scarface the rapper to me
Still that ain't to blame for all the sh*t that's happened to me
Are you saying what I'm spittin'
Is worse than these celebrattantes showing they kitten, you kiddin'!
Let's stop the bullsh*ttin
'Til we all without sin, let's quit the pulpittin
"Scarface" the movie did more than Scarface the rapper to me
Still that ain't to blame for all the sh*t that's happened to me
Let's stop the bullsh*ttin
'Til we all without sin, let's quit the pulpittin

[Demetrius Capone]
Stop the bullsh*ttin', pop the full clip in
Spittin' rocket fuel with Pac approved writtens
My moms and pops was Godzilla and the Lochness, Nessy
So I'm God-li-Ness, Gotham's new villain
Speakin' of Gotham yo, I got some from screw's missin'
My n*ggas sittin' on birds, but not no stool pidgeons
Now I can pull some strings and tie up some loose ends
But I'mma tie my shoes in a knot when I'm through trippin'
I smack n*ggas like a dead corpse
When I say headless horse man, I mean your man wake up in bed right next to the head of a dead horse
I get thoroughbred head in bed when I sex whores
I'm a ghoul like the leader of the League of Shadows
Appetite for destruction like givin' Eve the apple
I stand so tall in Cali I can see Seattle
Now I'mma release the kraken and let the beast get at you
[Andrew 'Dice' Dinero]
When he attack you, he swoop down like he's a dactyl
That mean that he's a terror, be aware cuz he's a jackal
Speakin' of the leader of the League of Shadows
You gon' need Liam Neeson cuz he can snatch you, he kidnap you, he can nab you
You need to rewind cuz I'm leavin' your mind baffled
Classic lines like I'm gettin' lines from timecapsules
f*ck a battle, I got no time for rhyme battles
Time is money, my money movin', time travels
I ignore ants, my sh*t is ignorant
I shoot quicker than that kid, Durant, naw ignore that
I'm more of a scorin' champ so I'm Jordan-esque
I shoot the Tec like I'm scorin' at the foul line
You know I got them foul rhymes
My style foul out, you know I got them out-of-bounds rhymes
Speakin' of out of bounds, y'all know I ball out
I got 2 techs so I'm ejected, I call out
Like I'm sick, y'all catch it
f*ck it, I'm done