(Intro)
[GIRLS]
He's totally the man
The man with the plan
He traveled through time in an awesome custom van
Moralistically, he taught us to be good
How to set our souls free and do all the sh*t we should
Now we do the right deed
We go to church and such
And we stopped smoking weed
Well, at least not as much
And we can't forget to mention the golden rule
Do unto others as you would have them
(Slam! Bam! Spank you ma'am!)
Do unto you!
(Chorus)
[ENSEMBLE]
Rock me, rock me, rock me sexy Jesus!
He died for our sins, you gotta believe us
Rock me, rock me, rock me sexy Jesus
All night long
Rock me, rock me, rock me sexy Jesus!
We're really amazed, you gotta believe us
Rock me, rock me, rock me sexy Jesus
All night long
[GIRLS]
He lays down science, really blows my mind
But he's also got abs that transcend space and time
He's the son of God
And that's really cool
But he's got a swimmer's bod
Like nobody do
[ENSEMBLE]
Rock me, rock me, rock me sexy Jesus!
He died for our sins, you gotta believe us
Rock me, rock me, rock me sexy Jesus
All night long
[GIRLS]
Immaculate conception really makes my day
[BOYS]
But the dude's got lats that make me feel gay
[ENSEMBLE]
Turn the other cheek is really showing class
But I think it's really sexy when he kicks Satan's ass
Kicks Satan's ass!
Kicks Satan's ass!
Rock me, rock me, rock me sexy Jesus!
He died for our sins, you gotta believe us
Rock me, rock me, rock me sexy Jesus
All night long
Rock me, rock me, rock me sexy Jesus!
We're really amazed, you gotta believe us
Rock me, rock me, rock me sexy Jesus
All night long
(dance break)
[ENSEMBLE]
Jesus H. Christ!
Rock me, rock me, rock me sexy Jesus!
We're really amazed, you gotta believe us
His moralistic ways totally ease us
His Zen zing zang is gonna appease us
Rock me, rock me, rock me sexy Jesus!
His holiest of ways ain't never gonna leave us
Rock me, rock me, rock me sexy Jesus!
All night long
Rock me, rock me, rock me sexy Jesus!
All night long
All night long
All night long