[Skit 1: Max Von Sydow (as Ming) & Peter Wyngarde (as Klytus)]
Ming: Klytus, I'm bored. What plaything can you offer me today?
Klytus: An obscure body in the S-K System, your majesty. The inhabitants refer to it as the planet Earth
Ming: How peaceful it looks
Hahahahahahaha
Klytus: Hahahahaha, most effective your majesty. Will you destroy this... Earth?
Ming: Later, I like to play with things while... before annihilation
Hahahahahahaha
[Chorus: Queen]
Flash!
A-ah!
Saviour of the universe
Flash!
A-ah!
He'll save ev'ry one of us
[Skit 2: Peter Von Sydow]
Ming: Hahahahahahaha...
[Chorus: Queen]
Flash!
A-ah!
He's a miracle
Flash!
A-ah!
King of the impossible
[Verse: Freddie Mercury & Brian May]
He's for ev'ry one of us
Stand for ev'ry one of us
He'll save with a mighty hand
Ev'ry man ev'ry woman ev'ry child
With a mighty flash
[Chorus: Queen]
Flash!
A-ah!
Flash!
A-ah!
He'll save ev'ry one of us
[Bridge: Freddie Mercury & Brian May]
Just a man with a man's courage
He knows nothing but a man
But he can never fail
No one but the pure in heart
May find the golden grail
Oh-oh, oh-oh
[Outro: Queen]
Flash!
[Skit 3: Melody Anderson (as Dale) & Chaim Topol (as Zarkov)]
Dale: My God, we're moving!
Zarkov: For God's sake, strap yourself down!