Cincinnati punk sucks di*k. Can I say that, can I say that? It's not aggressive, there's no energy in the f*ckin music, they're a bunch of f*ckin' chump rockers bitin' off the real deal, and everybody here can lick my f*ckin filthy crab infested bag
With my high tech specs I inspect a love less
Sittin' in a sun dress readin' Cosmo sex tests
Time for me to conquest I step to impress
It's the best of the rest she says her names Beth
Don't mean to be a pest but can I join (Yeeeees)
Says she needs a rest from her daily stress
That's when busty Beth break out the sticky sess
And yo we both connect like Ackbar and Jeff
I got the snack bar check Kodak's in my pockets
Sayin' word it's occurred if it's a curve then I'm a c*ck it
Say my name is mc I've been known to rock it
With nintendo, a dildo I'm on it like Bilbo the hobbit
The high totin' honky kicks it in Kentucky
Grade ten'll suck me great trouble f*ckin'
And all the college co-eds consider themselves lucky
Like they was Lopez and my sh*t was Puffy
Now Beth the busty wants to get a slushie
Go back to her joint so we can gets lovey-dovey
I flip for that and freeze for the cab I do pay
But when I make the first move the ho say no way
You, you got what I need
But you say he's just a friend, oh you say he's just a friend (Oh baby you)
Oh you, you got what I need (got what I need)
But you say he's just a friend (he's just a friend)
But you say he's just a friend, (he's just a friend) word
Well this is a story about a girl named Corey
That liked to play Atari liked to read Archie
She's browsin' Beetle Baily I'm browsin' the body
That make a mazarati go potty
So I step to impress with the jeans so torn
I say my name is mc she say word is born
Never seen a girl like you in a comic book store
She buy for issues of Hulk I buy four issues of Thor
We walk out the door practically holdin' hands
I say you want a lift she say I got a man
Oh you do for real well then where he be
Obviously not in the vicinity
So listen to me cause my name is mc
When I get up on the mic I make the whole front row pee
My cars a Mitsubishi the cd the Bee Gees
The song "How Deep is Your Love" cause your so deep into me
Now how can it be me seen with a geek
That frequent the joint like a freak every week
I'm buyin' these books for my invalid brother
You wanna hook up motherf*cker hook another
You, you got what I need
But you say he's just a friend oh you say he's just a friend (What the f*ck)
Oh you, you got what I need (got what I need)
But you say he's just a friend well you say he's just a friend (word em up)
Oh you (you) you got what I need (got what I need) but you just say he's just a friend (he's just a friend)
Say he's just a friend (word up)
You (you) you got what I need (got what I need) but you say he's just a friend (he's just a friend)
Say he's just a friend (word up)
You (you) you got a friend
(I look at you, it seems like every where I go)
(The good times are bad cause I'll be on your side forever more, That's what friends are for)
(I don't wanna be your stinkin' friend, I wanna get it on, this blows)
MC's be bitin' off his style like 24/7 right
You know what I'm sayin' dig yo dig
It's time to get up off his nuts yo time to get up off his nuts cause you on his sh*t
I'm down word up word up word up word up
That motherf*ckers like funky fly fresh right you know what I'm sayin'? He has the 98th flavor you know what I'm sayin'? Little dudes badder than a motherf*cker