Bad (dd) Runner lyrics

[Intro: Sample from Blade Runner]
Tears, and rain
Time, to die

[Verse 1:]
I know I seem like a geek
But I'm deeper dude
Never got picked in gym
I was a weaker dude
So I built myself a bong
Out of beaker tubes
Then I smoked all them b*tches
Like I'm Pikachu

Often times too high to play D&D
So I read Micronauts, read the Ninja Teens
I read Heavy Metal Magazine
In the land of the beaver and the maple leaf
East Van BC
So let me proceed
To deliver these beats
Like Deckard on a replicant in 2019
Mc chris bad spellah proceed to slice cheese
A sci-fi I.V. in your eyeball nightly

[Chorus]
I see you scared
See you shaking in your boots son
'Cause bad speller mc chris is in cahoots son
It's okay to laugh
'cause this sh*ts a goofs son
Set it on fire and then we raise the roof son
[Verse 2:]
Hey Splinter it's me Shredder, and
Ain't that girl a lez man?
I'm so bad at Spelling
Tori told me, "Sorry at the weddin man"
Special T and Shredder man
Go ask armageddon man
He's too busy sweatin venom just like Eminem
Hey miss Diddy chump, you can't hold me back
Clean up my act, ass hit a yoga mat
So I start smokin' stacks, let my lungs relax
And drove a girl up the coast
Proposed, hitched and macked
Now I'm one of the wizards for the RTS
I make the beast
Make the game
Make them rub their chests
I rock the soda water
Word and a slice of lime
A no cheat sheet geek, sheik so sci-fly

[Chorus]
I see you scared
See you shaking in your boots son
'Cause bad speller mc chris is in cahoots son
It's okay to laugh
'cause this sh*ts a goofs son
Set it on fire and then we raise the roof son
I see you scared
See you shaking in your boots son
'Cause bad speller mc chris is in cahoots son
It's okay to laugh
'cause this sh*ts a goofs son
Set it on fire and then we raise the roof son

[Interlude ]
You want some proof son?

Turtle Power!

Go ninja, go ninja, go
Go ninja, go ninja, go
Go ninja, go ninja, go
Go ninja, go ninja, go
Go ninja, go ninja, go
Go ninja, go ninja, go
Go ninja, go ninja, go
Go ninja, go ninja, go

[Sample from Blade runner]
Cause no one's ever gonna find out that they're down here
Cause your gonna spot 'em and your gonna air 'em out
I don't work here anymore
Give it to Holten, he's good - I did
He can breathe ok, as long as nobody unplugs him
Not good enough, not good as you
I need you Deck, cause this is a bad one, the worst yet
I need the old Blade Runner, I need your magic
[Chorus]
I see you scared
See you shaking in your boots son
'Cause bad speller mc chris is in cahoots son
It's okay to laugh
'cause this sh*ts a goofs son
Set it on fire and then we raise the roof son

I see you scared
See you shaking in your boots son
'Cause bad speller mc chris is in cahoots son
It's okay to laugh
'cause this sh*ts a goofs son
Set it on fire and then we raise the roof son

[Outro Sample from Blade Runner]
Time, to die
Time, to die
Time, to die
Time, to die

Time, to die