Hoodie Ninja lyrics

[Hook]
I'm a ninja I'm a hoodie ninja
I'm a ninja I'm a hoodie ninja
I'm a ninja I'm a hoodie ninja
I'm a ninja I'm a hoodie ninja
I'm a ninja I'm a hoodie ninja
I'm a ninja I'm a hoodie ninja
I'm a ninja I'm a hoodie ninja
I'm a hoodie ninja (hiya!)

Got my ninja bag AKA a pillow case
Filled with nacho flavored combos, a flashlight, and masking tape
We got hoodies and some goodies, we got tools and also talent
Fisher/Splinter stealth and some Barnum and Bailey balance
A Katana and a shuriken so let's hurry across the yard
If there's dobermans jump over them it shouldn't be that hard
The objective is reconnaissance the subject is a hottie
Redhead from my homeroom with a bad ass little body
Hella dope telescope from little bros pirate phase
She's about to change for bed we gotta get there right away
I can't make out so I stake out take a doughnut make it glazed
I climb the tree and finally I feast upon her frame
She's rockin' cotton panties, Sanrio so it seems
She's strechin' and profechin', she's the cutie of my dreams
Lose the T, Thirty-two B's. Yes I know her cup size
IMAX in my spy glass while my balls get bug bites (Ouch!)
[Break x2]
I'm a ninja I'm a hoodie ninja
You're off guard ninja stars now you're injured
Tough luck, nun chuck break your fingers
Gotta bolt cause I don't wanna linger

Got my ninja getup it's a Fett's 'Vette sweatshirt
Rockin' awesome drawstrings tied so tight that my head hurts
Stolen black slacks that are supposed to be for church
Stuff the cuffs into my Chucks now I'm a ninja thanks to merch
I got a kaginawa, that's a grappling apparatus
Empanadas from my mama her burritos are the baddest
Lets eat 'em in the shed where my father keeps his porn
And I'll explain the mission it's so b*tchin' word is born
Gym coach is a Nazi always got me runnin' laps
I know he doesn't like me you should hear his frightening laughs
Can't put up with the push-ups and the crunches got me cranky
So we're gonna drop a dookie on the driveway like I'm Banksy
Yo you keep a look out while I drop my Fruit of Looms
And build myself a built to scale model of Mt. Doom
We hear the garage door motors and we motor mad fast
Drop a deuce into my shoes now I'm runnin' crap laps

[Hook]

[Break x2]