Awesome f*cker lyrics

Name is mc Hey ladies, please gather 'round my balls
One at a time, get in line, this is a cattle call
I will inspect via sex if you’ve got what it takes
Time to disrobe all your clothes and give my tube a taste
I hit the bush and the tush, she’s screaming 9-11
I make her gush in the puss, she’s leaking like a levy
I got her legs in the air like they’re TV antennae
I'll fill her box with my c*ck and make her cable ready

Fail to foresee that mc was such an awesome f*cker
All the ladies beggin’ please I say, "Hey, take a number!"
Let my di*k rest, it is raw, now is the time for slumber
When I awake I will take control and bring the thunder

I’m like a boy in the barn I’ll f*ck you by the horses
I’m like the guy on the side who makes girls get divorces
I’m like the coach that you poke while you’re at tennis practice
I like my balls in your throat, this is a dirty racket
I like to f*ck in my trunks, yes I prefer jacuzzi
I hear her wail, feel her nails then I impale her cootie
We make a mess for the guest and f*ck up the filter
I guess I get her head wet, but that’s how Jesus built her!

Fail to foresee that mc was such an awesome f*cker
All the ladies beggin’ please I say, "Hey, take a number!"
Let my di*k rest, it is raw, now is the time for slumber
When I awake I will take control and bring the thunder
I am awesome f u (I'm f*ckin' all the time)
I am awesome f u (I'm f*ckin' all the time)
I am awesome f u (I'm f*ckin' all the time)
I am awesome f u (Oh yeah)

Fail to foresee that mc was such an awesome f*cker
All the ladies beggin’ please I say, "Hey, take a number!"
Let my di*k rest, it is raw, now is the time for slumber
When I awake I will take control and bring the thunder
Fail to foresee that mc was such an awesome f*cker
All the ladies beggin’ please I say, "Hey, take a number!"
Let my di*k rest, it is raw, now is the time for slumber
When I awake I will take control and bring the thunder