Zolarmoon

"Twitter Story"

Y'all wanna hear a story about why me & this b*tch here fell out???????? It's kind of long but full of suspense 😂😭

Okay listen up. This story long. So I met this white b*tch at hooters. I was her waitress! She came in with this old ass big ass black dude

So you know as a hooters girl we have to talk to our customers. So I sit with them & we get to talkin & she tells me she dances! So I'm like

Oh yes b*tch me too! Then she tells me this hulking black man is her sugar daddy. & I'm like oh yes b*tch my SD at home. I feel it I feel it

So we vibing over our hoeism or whatever. & we exchange numbers!! & we like "next time u dance hum ima come dance wit you!" & they leave

So THE NEXT DAY I get a text like "b*tch LETS GO TO FLORIDA!" & I'm like huh??? She's like "I'm going to dance in Florida, let's go!!"

Now I'm skeptical like DAMN b*tch we just met and we already taking hoe trips together???? BUT I had went to FL 2 months prior & made 15K

So lowkey I was down. So I was like "okay I'll go. Who's all going & when we leaving." All this b*tch says is "be ready by 8"

So I call her like "b*tch I SAID who's all going!" & she says "my boyfriend & our room mate & my room mate has a place in Tampa"

So I'm like ok ok ok. I'll be ready. So I pack my baddest stripper wear & I'm ready. Now my n*gga DID NOT want me to go. He was soooooo hurt

So I had to f*ck him calm, & then I left. Now when I got in the car it was a white boy (her bf) & this hulking black guy (NOT the same one)

SO I texted her on the slick while in the backseat like "another sugar daddy? U got a type b*tch!" & THE BLACL DUDE HAD HER DAMN PHONE!!!

So he starts laughing & he goes "I'm using her GPS. no I'm not a SD I've known her & her dude for 8 years. We all live together.."
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