Darth Vader vs Adolf Hitler lyrics

[Intro]
Epic Rap Battles of History
Darth Vader versus Adolf Hitler
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[Verse 1: Adolf Hitler]
I am Adolf Hitler! Commander of the Third Reich
Little known fact: also dope on the mic
You are Vader, with your little boots and cape
And helmet to cover up that burnt-ass face
You have the Force to move objects, I am a force truly evil
Even went back in time and turned you wack in the prequel
'Cause look at you, you're not even a real person
I preferred you in Spaceballs, the Rick Moranis version

[Verse 2: Darth Vader]
You can't rhyme against the dark side of the Force, why even bother?
So many dudes been with your Mom, who even knows if I'm your father?
You're a p*ssed off little prick with a Napoleon di*k
You call that a mustache? I call that Dirty Sanchez on your lip
You b*tch, let me remind you who you're messin' with
Everything that you did, I'm the motherf*cker who invented it
Im the original Dark Lord, you're like the Sorcerer's Apprentice
My Stormtroopers make yours
Look like someone took a piece of sh*t and cloned it
[Verse 3: Adolf Hitler]
You stink, Vader, your style smells something sour
You need to wash up, dawg, here, step in my shower
I'll turn all your friends against you, just my speeches breed haters
What's your lightsaber versus a clan of all your white neighbors?

[Verse 4: Darth Vader]
Suck my robot balls
Now, take a step back and let me freeze yours off
A little carbonite bath for your goose-stepping ass
We'll call my homeboy in Israel, see who got the last laugh

[Outro]
Who won? Who's next?
You decide
Epic Rap Battles of History