[Verse 1]
I'm gonna write some bars to tell you just how I feel
This track goes out to all the c*nts who think we are real
See, we making music, every line, it's a joke
If you can't get that sh*t through your skull then you should just choke
On a di*k, if you toke
Take a hit of that pink blunt you usually smoke
These words I haven't wrote, they go out to the folks
Who think we are legitimately think we are some f*cked up blokes, see
[Chorus]
If we are serious, Bin Laden was a nice guy
If we are serious, Hitler had good morals
If we are serious, pigs can f*cking fly
If we are serious, then we're f*cking horrible
[Verse 2]
Let me tell a story how we had a song go viral
People went to Facebook, view count doubled overnight
People like to mock us and the way we make our rhymes
But guess what, motherf*ckers? That track only had two lines
[Interlude]
See, what I find funny about the whole situation and how you all think you are funny
Is the fact that my tracks are overplayed and I'm still making motherf*cking money
[Bridge]
Jealous of me now?
Already hate me?
Doesn't matter anyway
Everyone else loves me
Jealous of me now?
Already hate me?
Doesn't matter anyway
Everyone else loves me
[Chorus]
If we are serious, 9/11's funny
If we are serious, my girlfriend is ten
If we are serious, Brexit's a good thing
If we are serious, our career would end
[Outro]
I couldn't even find a turkey, let alone f*ck one