[Verse 1]
I'ma bump your Fender
Make you wanna end your
Life, only tried twice
It's not nice, so
Don't be a pretender
Don't be the vendor
Making you feel weathered
Older than Old Yeller
Go out to the shed-back
Shoot you in your head-back
Carrying the rest back
Shame how the best pass
[Chorus]
I'm gonna eat your cat
I'm gonna steal your kids
I'm gonna pickpocket your dog
I'm gonna take out a sizeable loan to afford decent retail, get a well paying job, start a family and move in with your brother
[Verse 2]
Committing a felony
Boy, you'll be the death of me
Parading I'm the enemy
I'm closing the parenthesis
Got a stiff peeny-peen
Lyrics, I be stealing these
Chinese, can you really see?
"Can you not be racist, please?"
c*mming in your pregnancy
Who the dad? It isn't me
I'll be putting hole in you
With my sharp willy-willy