[Skit: Kermit, Yoda & Mickey]
Oh hey, Walt Disney's Mickey Mouse and Yoda from Star Wars
Mmm, Kermit, hello
Hey, how you doing?
Oh, boy, I can't wait to release this album!
Oh yeah, we need to decide a release date: some point next February? March?
No need, put it out tonight!
What are you, stupid? We're not ready and it's too soon
Maybe the seventh of June, then?
That's in three days!
Gives good time to get ready
Well, that's mad! We're still writing songs and skits, the album's half complete
AAA, well I think it could work!
Yeah, well you like to think anything works!
Like what?
Like a marriage between a pig and a frog!
Hey, f*ck you, man, (Huh-huh) you don't see two frog Muppets!
Mmm, keep some peace, now try!
f*ck you, Kermit, at least I don't have a hand up my ass 24/7, it's a little gay, man (Huh-huh)
Well, f*ck you, at least I'm not Nazi propaganda
I'm a classic cartoon, you're just a glorified Elmo
(Elmo!)
f*ck outta here, you fluffy meatball!
Don't start on him, he ain't done sh*t. Don't give us sh*t 'cause you're in an abusive relationship
Stay out of my personal life!
I've got my own theatre, you can't even afford a house. Funhouse-ass motherf*cker
I make more money than you ever will
Down a level, please take it! The way forward, hostility isn't
f*ck off, Green Goblin!
Mmm, funny joke!
Don't p*ss off Yoda, man! That little-ass XXX motherf*cker will curbstomp yo' ass!
I don't give a sh*t, man! Try and hold me back. I'll be the reason the c*nt dies at the end of Empire Strikes Back
Why you being a little b*tch, Mickey? Is it 'cause you got a small di*k?
At least I got a di*k!
f*ck you, Mickey, you black bast*rd! I'll put yo' ass in 1925 when the white men knew what they were doing!
Mmm, let's be calm now, seriously
f*ck off, green warf, I'll send you back to Alderaan!
[Lightsaber sounds]
Holy sh*t, man! Calm the f*ck down! It's just an album!
Yeah, man! It's more than an album! It's about respect!
[Gunshot]