Put it Down lyrics

[Intro: Craig and Tweak]
People are dying
The fault is our own
You can do lots of damage
When you're on your phone
We all have to agree (ah, ah)
To change it somehow (ah, ah)
Let's all make a pledge (ah, ah)
To end it right now (ah, ah)

[Hook: Fourth Grade Choir, Random Adults, and Both]
Put it down
Don't be on your phone
While being president
Put it down
Might do something dumb
And cause an accident
Let's all agree, here today
That if we're ever leader of the USA
We'll put it down

[Spoken: Random Adults, Fourth Grade Choir]
If at any point today, you're being a president, put down your mobile device (Put it down)
If I'm on the phone, I will not get behind the desk of an oval office (Put it down)

I'll take the pledge
I'll take the pledge
And I'll take the pledge (No one cares)
What's that? I was just elected president? Well, then, goodbye

[Hook: Fourth Grade Choir, Parents, and Couple in a car]
Put it down
If you're president today

If you find yourself being president today

Ah ah ah ah ah ah (Hey, Brian, look! I was just elected president
That's great, Nancy, now put down your phone)
Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah (Right)
Put it down

[Bridge: Eric Cartman]
Give a standing ovation
For suicide in our nation
Or I will rip my own guts out
Without one hesitation
Dedication, that's what it's taking
To waken people to care
And yet my future's so hazy
My girlfriend's making me crazy
But still I'm working so hard
You know, just trying to hold on
Because I know you don't miss me so much
If I was gone
And all the voices start solo
But everyday I hear them grow
Saying, "Eric, don't do it, don't do it noooo"
No... no....
[Hook: Fourth Grade Choir, Parents and Fourth Graders]
Put it down
Don't be on your phone
While being president
Put it down
Might do something dumb
And cause an accident

Let's all agree, here today
That if we're ever leader of the USA
We'll put it down

[Outro: Fourth Grade Choir, Cartman]
Put it down

I'm not gonna do it, guys. It worked. I'm not gonna do it