We armed ourselves with wooden spoons
Took all the pillows from our rooms
And built the best fort that you could ever find
Except it was a secret fort that you'd never find
We ventured forth into the loft
Our adventure had begun!
The attic is like totally the scariest place I've ever step foot
But the storage space is great so I can't really complain on that level
The attic is such a scary place
It's a scary place to be
One time we climbed inside
To see whatever we could see
Sophie said we'd be mad to go
Louis said he was raring to go
James also said the same and such
And Jamie didn't really say very much
Because the attic is such a scary place
It was a scary place to be
So one time we climbed up inside
To see what we could see
Where were all the monsters?
Where were all the ghouls?
(GHOULS AND GOBLINS! GHOULS AND GOBLINS!)
Where was all the treasure?
Where were all the jewels?
(GHOULS AND GOBLINS! GHOULS AND GOBLINS!)
It's a scary place to be on your own
But so are most places to be on your own
The attic is such a scary place
It's a scary place to be
One time we climbed up inside
To see whatever we could see
Where were all the monsters?
Where were all the ghouls?
Where was all the treasure?
Where were all the jewels?
Where were the spiders?
Where were the clowns?
Where are all the scary things
Upstairs in our house?
Where were the moblins?
Where were the ghosts?
And the scary evil toaster
That made evil toast?
Where's my Nintendo?
Where's my Sega?
Where's my Atari?
Where's my Amiga?
All hidden in our attic
The scariest place to be
Similar to the time we climbed inside
To see whatever we could see