Wotfi 2022 “Objection” lyrics

[Meggy]
Alright! Let's do this! Here's my case!
You claim my clients are a vicious race!
Your Honour, you'll find they're not so insidious
But just a group of loveable idiots!

[Lawyer Kong]
Hold it! Don't give me your lecture!
Your argument here is pure conjecture!
The defendants are vile and all doubt insane!
They're small leeches who'll bring a world of pain!

[SMG4]
No, that's wrong! We fulfil dreams!
We bring a smile with the magic of memes!
It's all about love with our wholesome show
Where you can bе assaulted by the Telеtubby Po!

[Mario]
Okay, sometimes we break the law
But that's an insignificant little flaw!
Our mission is to laugh, enjoy and inspire
Just ignore the things that we set on fire!

[Lawyer Kong]
Heh, this is the end, it seems
'cause your team's flimsy schemes are through!
Your antics are too extreme!
[Meggy]
OBJECTION!
Violence, separation!
Non-negotiation
Is this segregation peace for our nation?

[SMG4]
You guys bring peace? Don't give me that crock!
Sure you can talk the talk, but can you walk the walk?

[Mario]
Our only crimes?
We saved the Earth a buncha times!

[Meggy]
From eldritch incantations
Greedy expectations
Hate, love and rejection!
Objection!

[Lawyer Kong]
Don’t get c*cky, you haven't won yet!
I haven't even broken a sweat!
You’ll be banned, just as planned!
Witnesses, to the stand!
[Luigi]
You make us look so stupid and dense!
None of what we do makes any sense!

[Shroomy]
So what? It's about having tons of fun!
Your neutral special can be a gun!

[Bob]
Bro, your vids aren't even funny!
I bet you’re doing this all for the money!

[SMG3]
Shut up, no one asked for your opinion!
L + ratio + you look like a minion!

[Boopkins]
I'm sorry, but I got a confession
All your arcs always give me depression!

[Melony]
It's okay! We may woe
But we develop, love and grow!

[Karen]
Ugh, can you guys please stop persisting?
It's hard enough already existing!
[Meggy]
Alright, you've heard their plea!
They're innocent!
So, if you please
Let them all go free!

[Lawyer Kong]
OBJECTION!
Time to stop this persistent sinning!
I've been winning from the very beginning!
It's no use with your whinging and cringing
'Cause the use of Mario is copyright infringing!

[SMG4]
No!!
Please, I don't wanna be exiled!
I was just a naive, stupid little child!

[Walter White Luigi]
Oh sir, you deserve this mockery
Can't be original, or high quality?

[Lawyer Kong]
Here, we sentence you for robbery of our intellectual property!

[Meggy]
OBJECTION!
Halt with your elation
And your litigations!
Parody citation refutes these actions!
Fair use states a parody of a style
Can hold water within a courtroom trial!

[SMG4]
Our Mario’s all silly and dull!
IP robbery is therefore null!

[Meggy]
Stupid limitations
Fun exaggerations
Proving their protection!
Objection!

[Mario]
Whatcha gonna do? I'm not your hero!
I'm just a dumbass with an IQ of zero

[Everyone]
There's no escape, you dumb ape!

[Lawyer Kong]
Wait, no! You can't possibly agree!
These three don’t even have a degree!

[SMG4]
Whoops, sorry, time's up, ya clown!
It's time for the judge to hand a verdict down!

[Judge Kirby]
I gotta thank you all! Now I can clearly see!
I, Judge Kirby, hereby decree
That I find the defendant to be...
NOT GUILTY!