Dave Malloy

"The Pequod Meets the Bachelor"

[BACHELOR CREW]
Hey, hey, ho
We are The Bachelor
Heading home to Nantucket in our holiday sails
For our casks are full and our hatches are bursting
Bursting through the barrels full of sperm that we beat like drums
Bursting through the barrels full of sperm that we beat like drums

[BACHELOR SAILOR 1]
We threw barrels full of beef and bread

[BACHELOR CREW]
Overboard!

[BACHELOR SAILOR 1]
To make room for all the sperm

[BACHELOR SAILOR 2]
We threw the lifeboat and the Captain's bed

[BACHELOR CREW]
Overboard!

[BACHELOR SAILOR 2]
To make room for all the sperm

[CAPTAIN BOOMER]
Everything I own is filled with sperm
Except my pair of pantaloon pockets
That I reserve
To put my one good hand in
In satisfaction

[BACHELOR CREW]
Hey, hey, ho
We are The Bachelor
Heading home to Nantucket in our holiday sails
For our casks are full and our hatches are bursting
Bursting through the barrels full of sperm that we beat like drums
Bursting through the barrels full of sperm that we beat like drums

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