[Intro]
If I had one b*tch, it would be all cool
I wouldn't have to do the sneaky sh*t that I
[Chorus]
If I had one b*tch, it would be all cool
I wouldn't have to do the sneaky sh*t that I do
If I had one b*tch, it would be all straight
I wouldn't feel two-faced, no I wouldn't feel two-faced
If I had one b*tch, I would feel better now
Cause I'd probably settle down, but I cannot settle now
If I had one b*tch, I'd probably feel better now
And I'd probably settle down, but I just can't settle now
[Verse 1]
If I had one b*tch I'd keep everything cool, it'd all be copasetic
sh*t wouldn't never get out of hand, hell nah baby, I wouldn't let it
But I just can't settle down with the wrong b*tch now, I know I'll regret it
Ooh, I just can't settle down with the wrong b*tch now, I know I'll regret it
But if I just had that one b*tch that'll ride for me
If just had that one b*tch that'll slide for me
If just had that one b*tch that'll ride for me
That one b*tch that'll slide for me
(yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah, ayy)
And I know that she gon' ride for me
[Chorus]
If I had one b*tch, it would be all cool
I wouldn't have to do the sneaky sh*t that I do
If I had one b*tch, it would be all straight
I wouldn't feel two-faced, no I wouldn't feel two-faced
If I had one b*tch, I would feel better now
Cause I'd probably settle down, but I cannot settle now
If I had one b*tch, I'd probably feel better now
And I'd probably settle down, but I just can't settle now
[Verse 2]
No I just can't settle now, no I just can't settle down, no I just can't settle now
No I just can't settle down, no I just can't settle down, no I just can't settle down
Cuz ain't none of these b*tches gon' love me
How a real b*tch really 'posed to love me?
How a real b*tch really 'posed to hug me?
Say a real b*tch really 'posed to trust me
But you can't do that
That sh*t's too hard for you
That's all that I ask of you
[Chorus]
If I had one b*tch, it would be all cool
I wouldn't have to do the sneaky sh*t that I do
If I had one b*tch, it would be all straight
I wouldn't feel two-faced, no I wouldn't feel two-faced
If I had one b*tch, I would feel better now
Cause I'd probably settle down, but I cannot settle now
If I had one b*tch, I'd probably feel better now
And I'd probably settle down, but I just can't settle now